Not gonna lie, I’m still not used to seeing men in the quad.

Oh, man in my laundry room 

You gave me quite a fright 

When I sought a dryer in a gloom

Still recovering from last night. 

You took the last open dryer 

Asked me if it worked 

And in my heart you lit a fire 

As in my dorm you lurked. 

This is for my girlfriend, 

You explained with desperation

I just wanted my laundry journey to end 

And to escape the situation. 

Oh, man in my laundry room 

I hope she appreciates you 

Doing laundry in the quad is certain doom 

But also I need that dryer, shoo

Laundry room via Bwog Archives