For those of us with paralyzing social anxiety.

Have you ever been too terrified to order at the Build-Your-Own-Sandwich station at Chef Mike’s? We admit that the pressure can be a bit much. It seems like you’re required to know what you want to order right off the bat to maintain the quickness of the assembly line sandwich building. How can anybody decide what they want to order in just a few seconds! The font on the list of possible items is so small that you can only see it when it’s about to be your turn to order. How are you supposed to prepare?!

Don’t worry—we’ve got you covered. We’ve compiled a group of some of Columbia’s best and brightest sandwich connoisseurs, Bwog and non-Bwog alike. For the first time ever, we’re releasing a master list of their favorite Chef Mike’s custom sandwiches. Pick any one of the below and never be scared to order in the Build-Your-Own-Sandwich line again!

The Emma

Mayo, turkey, swiss, lettuce, and olive oil.

The Sydney

Turkey, cheddar, lettuce, and spicy mayo.

The Paul McCartney

Buffalo chicken, mustard, banana peppers, and jalapeños.

The Daniela

Chipotle mayo, ranch, turkey, provolone, lettuce, onion, and banana peppers.

The Sahmaya

Mayo, tuna, lettuce, banana peppers, and onion.

The Arm Rash

Mayo, tuna, lettuce, banana peppers, onion, and tomatoes. You’re allergic to tomatoes but they still put them on anyways. You don’t notice them put the tomatoes on because you’re talking to your friend. Later, you take a bite out of the sandwich. All hell breaks loose. You get an allergic reaction, causing a rash to develop on your arm that’s still there a week later.

The Anika

Mustard, tuna, lettuce, tomato, and jalapeños.

The Emi

Guac, turkey, buffalo chicken, lettuce, tomatoes, and jalapeños.

The Megha

Mustard, a little bit of chipotle mayo, pepper jack, turkey, lettuce, tomato, and red onion. Perfection.

The Hong

Mayo or chipotle mayo, buffalo chicken, pepper jack, provolone, lettuce, banana peppers, and roasted red peppers.

The Nani

Mayo, roast beef, pepper jack, and lettuce.

The Harshini

Chipotle mayo, turkey, pepper jack, and lettuce.

The Gina

Mayo, grilled vegetables, cheddar, lettuce, and olive oil.

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