Some of the anonymous messaging app’s best work from the holiday weekend.

Anyone on pretty much any college campus knows and loves Sidechat. As a frequent flyer on Columbia’s, I decided to compile some gems from Halloweekend and slightly beyond. So, I present to you, Columbia Sidechat: A Weekly Roundup.

#9

Starting out strong with a classic. I actually saw many sexy nuns this weekend, a two-for-one!

#8

The true Barnumbia experience is making friends with the men who stare into your window all day and the mouse who eats your snacks!

#7

Like, what else is my 86k paying for if not a fun-sized Hershey’s bar?

#6

The full government name made me chuckle. No more mailing lists! Take me off!

#5

Predictable Ferris behavior.

#4

Butler embracing the cooler weather by slowly roasting us. So sorry to those of y’all on stimulants, stay safe out there.

#3

A woman in STEM has fallen… we must help her up…

#2

Tas(s)k force.

#1

I sure felt like a lamb at the frats. Why is there so much sweat..?

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