I hear it’s a sport…

Here at Bwog, we have been wondering what this thing is that people are playing squash! They seem to be doing it a lot. Hopefully someone on our staff will go watch some soon and be able to tell you! But that’s not me. I’m here to show you some things that the sport definitely isn’t.

A Vegetable:

This might look delicious, but I’m pretty sure it can’t be a sport! It’s a bit too heavy and squishy (when roasted).

Squishing something:

That burger you found on the street might have gotten squashed, but it was not playing a game. It is not stuck to your sole.

Orange squash:

A Bwogger from across the pond let me know about this one: apparently, there is a concentrated juice that you mix with water to have a refreshing drink! Sounds delicious, and I’m very excited to try, but definitely not a sport.

Subway squashed:

This is a common experience for us New Yorkers: getting on a crowded train! While it might make you sweat, I’m still pretty sure it isn’t a sport.

Illustrations via Elias Reville

Header Photo via Columbia Sports