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The following breaking (ha!) news comes from a tipster who (inevitably) sent a longing glance in Milano’s direction on her way to class…
Almost as famous for the epic proportions of his beard as for his pedagogy, the chair of the Astronomy department and Frontiers of Science mastermind Professor David Helfand will be relocating to Canada. It was reported Monday in a local newspaper in a remarkably hand-wavey way that “Helfand is now on a long term leave […]
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