An earthquake? In NYC? Groundbreaking.
- The fact that Ferris won Battle of the Dining Halls
- The fact that April has been so cold and rainy so far
- The fact that classes aren’t cancelled on the day of the eclipse
- The fact that Barnard students still can’t use their dining points at Columbia
- The fact that senior gala tickets sold out in less than a minute
- The fact that Bacchanal won’t be sunny
- The fact that housing selection gets worse every year
- The fact that we live among college students who don’t know how to flush a toilet
- The fact that we are already 26.19% through 2024
- The fact that there are only three weeks left of classes
Earthquake damage via Creative Commons