An earthquake? In NYC? Groundbreaking.

  1. The fact that Ferris won Battle of the Dining Halls
  2. The fact that April has been so cold and rainy so far
  3. The fact that classes aren’t cancelled on the day of the eclipse
  4. The fact that Barnard students still can’t use their dining points at Columbia
  5. The fact that senior gala tickets sold out in less than a minute
  6. The fact that Bacchanal won’t be sunny
  7. The fact that housing selection gets worse every year
  8. The fact that we live among college students who don’t know how to flush a toilet
  9. The fact that we are already 26.19% through 2024
  10. The fact that there are only three weeks left of classes

Earthquake damage via Creative Commons