Bwog has two Zoë B.’s, and we’re out here looking for more.
Is your first name Zoë/Zoe/Zoey/any other variation? Does your last name begin with a B? If so, Bwog wants you.
Now, Bwog already has two Zoë B.’s (umlauts included), and we even had a Zoe B. (umlaut not included) visitor at our last meeting! That’s made us have a realization: we simply must add to this confusion of never truly remembering which is which and increase our multitude of Zoë’s.
They produce such awesome work—one is on social team, the other on news team—in addition to great reporting and being icons during general body meetings— they are also great additions fresh off the freshmen crop. Zoë’s are smart, trustworthy, dependable, and talented. They put the capital B in Bwog.
So why not replicate our success? Let’s recruit more Zoë B.’s! (Umlaut not necessary. Again, any spelling of Zoe is okay.) Send this article to any Zoë B.’s you know, and tell them to fill out our forthcoming spring application.
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3 Comments
@Moogly Man It’s not an umlaut (which is for German spelling). It’s a diaresis. Of course they look the same, but the have different names.
@Anonymous I love a Zoë B ❤️
@The New Yorker Good article but as resident old bwogger who probably used to many of them i’m obligated to say that the two dots are a diaeresis not an umlaut—an umlaut changes the vowel’s pronunciation (it doesnt show up that much :( but can be sorta seen by comparing german Mann and Männer to english man and men) and a diaeresis makes two vowels that would usually be pronounced together split (like Zo-e, not “zoh” or coöperate as co-op-er-ate not coop-er-ate)