All you need is a dining plan, the willingness to DIY with gusto, an open mind, and a 37 degree Fahrenheit dorm…

Ever feel like you aren’t doing enough for Halloween decor? You probably aren’t.  Here are the top 7 things you can acquire at dining halls to decorate with. 

YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE DECORATIONS YOURSELF. WE DO NOT DELIVER.

1. JJ’s tomato soup bread bowl jack-o’-lantern
2. Water chestnut jack-o’-lantern
3. Meatball sub coffin
4. Big ass turkey leg: If Ferris runs it back, you won’t have to DIY anything with this one
5. Ferris soup: witch’s cauldron/jack o’lantern?
6. Jack o’lantern banana 
7. Chef Don’s
8. Napkin ghost
9. Me after Bwog fires me for not being funny anymore because I just got demolished by an exam (The protocol is to take me out back and shoot me, so it should be in theme. I’ll keep you updated on what happens.)

Thank you. Wishing you a happy Halloween and fall break.

Best, 

Former Bwog staffer; they call me the best they ever had (“they” is me before I left)

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