On college walk:
Guy: You know what I like about this campus? Everything looks like it’s under an Instagram filter.
Girl: Is that how hipsters say something is beautiful now?
The days when we compared scenery to a painting or movie are over. Fake vintage photography is where it’s at now.
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@Kristine My bf just instagrammed me a pic of his chilled, bottled urine. Droplets of pee condensing on the plastic body of the bottle tantalized my lustful eyes. It gets me soaked, in more ways than one.
@anonymous I’m glad to hear that everything worked out between you and Michael. We should hang out sometime in 1020. I’ll bring the coconut water.