Were you in line to buy a 5S or 5C yesterday morning? So were some homeless men in California who were promised to be paid $40 to do so. (USA Today)
“They’re focused on trying to mess with me,” says Obama about Republicans and the bill they passed linking government funding to Obamacare defunding. (NY Times)
Liking your friends’ drunken pictures is a matter of free speech. (Slate)
What’s cooler than the emergence of an ancient, frozen forest? An ancient, frozen forest that isn’t being unfrozen. (Anchorage Daily News)
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