If only every weekend were this dapper

If only every weekend were this dapper

Another weekend behind us and another set of groggy eyes upon waking this Monday morning. But why? This weekend was like any other: high hype Wednesday/Thursday, same four block radius Friday/Saturday. It seems the normality of this semester has gotten to the best of us: we’re out of the midterm funk/drunk, Halloween and fall break are distant memories. So, we beat on, social life against the current, eagerly awaiting a future of fun we probably won’t fulfill. As always, send your crazy or not so crazy weekend plans to tips@bwog.com. 

Not giving a shit about appearance anymore: 

  • “Went out while wearing long johns with a hole in the knee… reaching new lows everyday.”
  • “Friday I meant to go to the dam but fell asleep in my clothes instead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

Not this comfortable with my roommate yet ever: 

  • “Came home to my suitemate and her boy toy in my bed. When I kicked him out the next morning, he asked me, ‘why am I being woken up right now?'”
  • “Watched Trainspotting in MY roommate’s bed, and that’s something I think she doesn’t need to know. “

Transports off-campus:

  • “Was taken across the universe in Interstellar, the cinematic adventure of a lifetime, presented by Christopher Nolan!!! Was taken across midtown in the back of a cop car. The cop car was slightly more fun. “
  • “My weekend begins on Wednesday nights: I went to the Mac Demarco concert and am about 75% sure that I bumped elbows with Sky Ferreira so I am living the 2014 teen dream. “
  • “Went to a fancy shmancy gala in Connecticut for a cancer research benefit. Several famous people were in attendance. Notables: Brian Williams hosted, Tom Brokaw spoke, Wynton Marsalis performed. Much fun was had and much money was raised to help develop treatments and cures for cancer.”

When shit hits the fan:

  • “Soberly hooked up with another girl… but I’m straight…”
  • “Went to Amigos with friends on Saturday night for margaritas & chips. The candle on the table set the chips basket on fire, really smart friend grabbed her cup of water (yes, water) and downed the fire/table. Waiter was amused but also very pissed. Unfortunately this was before any of us were drunk but THANK GOD we didn’t use tequila to down it am I right!”

Nick Carraway’s dream girls via Shutterstock