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Knew I should’ve taken the stairs…..
Bwog awakens from post-Thanksgiving slumber to bring important news. An anonymous friend, stuck on campus, sent the following series of tips to Bwog:
“Someone shat in spec elevator”
“They’re trying not to have the info leaked that it happened”
“They’re trying to keep it silenced”
“They paid to have it removed”
While this could just be a harmless rumor, this might not be the first time someone has popped a squat in the elevator. To continue with the Cobra Starship theme, “party queens if you wanna be seen take a shit where you sleep and smile real wide for the p-p-p-p-paparazzi.”
Bwog doesn’t shit where we sleep (most of the time). Elevator man via Shutterstock.
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@Anonymous Bwog why is Speaking with Emma still featured at the top of the home page? Is it the only newsworthy thing you’ve done this semester or something?
@Anonymous It kind of is, tbh. If you go over the other interviews, the majority are done by non-Bwog Blue and White members and reposted. The other ‘big news’ they’ve done this semester were along the lines of the whole SJP blowup and the “come tell us what we should do!” apology thing. And a lot of “PrezBo sux” stuff, but when given a face-to-face chance to have it out, going with descriptions of the snacks and his feathery hair.
TL;DR, it is, and it’s kind of a good thing.
@Anonymous Didn’t need to know this.
Wasn’t entertaining.
Mainly inside-baseball point-scoring vs Spec.
(Nobody cares about Bwog’s feud with Spec. Including Spec, apparently)
Other posts say that, on top of this, this “news” is a month old.
And, while we’re at it, don’t make like you wouldn’t “pay to have it removed” if you had an elevator (or an office), and that happened. Y’all come off as big-time “ew! a BUG and stuff!” people.
@butts This is certainly old news, if indeed it qualifies as news at all. But it’s telling about Bwog’s priorities (and its general direction/quality) that it now, quite literally, deals in gossip and rumor about shit that most people don’t care about.
@Anonymous did it happen again?
@Anonymous it happened a month and a half ago. dunno why bwog is posting as though it’s recent news.
@but hey Having shit in an elevator of a publication is better than having your whole publication in a perpetual shit-storm
@I spy a speccie
@i mean lol well at least spec has its own (large) office