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Today is the day of the Super Bowl, which can mean only one thing: people are pissed off at something. Whether that something is Katy Perry as the halftime show or the two teams in the actual superior bowl itself (which teams are they again?) varies on a person-by-person basis. However, a lot of people are pissed that the game is in Arizona. (New York Times)

It turns out Bruce Jenner is finally ready to admit to transitioning into a woman. Bri Jenner? Brucella Jenner? Brenna Jenner? Obviously no Kardashian family & Co. spectacle is complete without a full on tv documentary series, which is exactly what Bruce has in store. As one blogger so eloquently put it, “the best episode of this show is when Kylie teaches Bruce how to “fill in” his lips and Kim teaches him how to contour.” (Betches Love This)

Our favorite illegal Swiss file-sharing site is finally back after a two month “hiatus.” Now you can download all the free shit you like without paying a single penny. Just make sure you aren’t using Columbia’s wifi. Go to Starbucks or something. (Venture Beat)

What sounds better than a 9″ pounding to your Southern region? How about a 9″ pounding to both the Midwestern and Eastern regions of the United States! That’s right folks, another major winter storm is expected to dump over half a foot of snow on New York City tonight. Make sure you’re wearing protection. (ABC News)

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