Punch your finals. In the face.

It’s Monday – technically day two of finals, even though it feels like we’ve been doing this for years. No matter how much you studied this past weekend, you probably didn’t do as much as you wanted to. But you know what? That’s fine. You’ll kill it anyway. (And if you don’t, you’ll still be off this campus by next week. Fight!)

Bwogline: A small plane crash-landed on the roof of a building in Southern California yesterday, and while both passengers were injured, they survived. (We can’t say the same about our grades.) (CBS)

Study Tip: Take a moment to lie down on the floor and feel like garbage. Maybe even nap for a little bit. It will be a brief respite from the abyss into which you’re currently spiraling. And it’s good for your back.

Music: If you find music with lyrics too distracting and are tired of the same classical pieces and movie soundtracks over and over, try out some Gaelic music. Even if you’ve never been quite sure what a kilt is, fiddles, fifes, and bagpipes will keep you motivated.

Procrastinate: Check out all of those weird websites you really liked to visit in middle school. You know, the embarrassing ones. The really terrible ones. Maybe even watch a few videos you used to find hilarious. Think about how far you’ve come that now, instead, you waste time on Twitter, Instagram, and B@B.

Overseen: Right before yesterday’s FroSci exam, a guy opened a can of beer and tried to drink it right before the test, but was (unfortunately) shouted down by the instructors.

Fight! via Fedor Solntsev