Not throwing away her shot?

It’s the weekend before Valentine’s Day, and we want all you lonely Columbia students to take this opportunity to be slightly less romance-deprived than usual. So, here are the first of this year’s personals – they’re essentially like dating profiles, but better. If either of these two lovely people catch your fancy, email us at tips@bwog.com and we can help you… connect.

Name, Year, School, Major: Ruthy Amkraut, Columbia College 2020, Undecided

Preference: Boys, but sexuality is still blooming

Hometown: CLEVELAND! Go Cavs!

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Anything that involves too much talking

What redeems you as a human being? FlawlessSkin™

Library room of choice: Stacks only ;)

Beverage of choice: Diet Coke

Which dating apps have you been active on? Tinder

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Deep in thought

Historical Hottie: Alexander Hamilton

This could be you!

Name, Year, School, Major: Jack Treanor, Columbia College 2020, undecided

Preference: Boys, but sexuality is still blooming

Hometown: Belmont, MA (which is practically Cambridge, which is practically Boston, so Boston)

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: They prefer Spec to Bwog

What redeems you as a human being? An innate fear of disappointing all those around me

Library room of choice: Avery

Beverage of choice: Milk (skim)

Which dating apps have you been active on? Tinder, Instagram direct messages

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? John Jay Jay’s

Historical Hottie: Frederick Law Olmsted