The statues scattered across our campus represent more than just our University’s rich and distinguished history. They are reflective of our community as a whole. Well, at least those of us who dwell among the Tindersphere.
the athlete you match with who could definitely get you into EC parties but won’t message you back
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the girl you swipe right on even though you know you’ll never match with her… who you now see in John Jay every Wednesday at 6:30
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the boy you met during NSOP. Already in your phone as “Alex?? from mels”
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the person you sat next to in chem last semester. Better swipe right and send a chem joke so it’s not awkward
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the guy who superliked you and makes you contemplate deleting the app
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the couple looking for a third
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the one who thinks putting a pic of their dog will make them seem wholesome. OR. A furry.
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a catfish. Looks like one thing, but it’s definitely something else. Stay safe folks!
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the 420 enthusiast who just wants someone to smoke with. Profile most likely includes a gif of their PHAT clouds
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probably named Chad. Spends too much time at the gym to take you out
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the one who only posts group pics so you swipe right assuming they’re the cutest one (they’re not)
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the girl whose pickup line is “What’s your favorite book?” because I’m totally on tinder to talk literature, not to bang.
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the one who asks for your snap then sends an unsolicited nude
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Pictures via bwog archives, a bwogger, and Columbia University Libraries