Timothée forgot his lighter.

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◦ Provost Linda A. Bell 

◦ Milstein 4

◦ A Ferris buffalo chicken wrap 

◦ Anyone we’ve ever met in an EC elevator 

◦ A Nuss bathtub

◦ A roach 

◦ Someone who lives in the enclave 

◦ Jessica Marinaccio 

◦ A Diana smoothie

◦ My hot linear algebra professor 

◦ A prop in the Varsity Show 

◦ The uptown 3 train 

◦ A puppy on the lawns 

◦ 309 Havemeyer Hall

◦ All of my professors who write faster than I can

◦ My NSOP group 

◦ The people having sex on the floor above me

◦ Mike

◦ A hot dog 

◦ The people standing next to you at HamDel after you’ve all already paid 

◦ Prezbo’s secret, high-profile guest 

◦ A stolen pop tart from Diana 

◦ An administrator’s son 

◦ East Low Fountain (NOT West)

◦ 1020 women’s bathroom 

◦ The lady who makes the Diana pizzas

◦ Anyone you can find in a music practice room 

◦ Columbia Kingsmen

◦ A fake Connecticut ID that says you’re 28 years old 

◦ That wooden throne in the 116th St station 

◦ Your FYW class

◦ Every member of the Barnard Library staff

◦ A tepid bowl of John Jay pasta

◦ Some loose lettuce on the floor 

◦ The Econ Help Room

◦ A dining hall drink machine 

◦ Someone on your floor you made up sexual tension with 

◦ The halal cart guy on 115th 

◦ A $15 sweetgreen salad 

◦ The giant cube 

◦ The stairs at The Heights 

◦ A freshman who somehow has a connect 

◦ The worst website design you have ever encountered

◦ Your friend’s friend’s friend at NYU

◦ Timothée 

◦ Columbia Health Services 

◦ The owner of Symposium

◦ The Vice President of Recruitment of a sorority that dropped you 

◦ The fake birds 

◦ The flies in the Brooks 5 bathroom

◦ Sunil

◦ The tension of trying someone’s buy/sell clothes on in their room

◦ The Hewitt hot chocolate machine

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