How are you doing today? I’m the Coochie Bwog.

Coochie reads The Odyssey
Coochie in the Core
Coochie a lion
Coochie roar

Coochie outside in the spring
Coochie at Bacchanal
Coochie a Vampire Weekend song
Coochie Harmony Hall

Coochie is doin’ math
Coochie is in SEAS
Coochie wants to talk
Coochie Socrates

Coochie wants some coffee
Coochie goes to Joe’s
Coochie at a Beta party
Coochie sees their hoes

Coochie goes to JJs
Coochie swipes in
Coochie a CC boy in class
Coochie pipes in

Coochie got a paid internship
Coochie has some money
Coochie goes out for the weekend
Coochie at 1020

Coochie at a protest
Coochie a humanitarian
Coochie wants a treat
Coochie goes to Hungarian

Coochie in Econ
Coochie vibes with Sunil
Coochie works for Goldman
Coochie makin’ a mil’

Coochie be contemplating
Coochie The Thinker
Coochie go to Mel’s
Coochie a drinker

Coochie want some pizza
Coochie go to Ferris
Coochie sees their Tinder match
Coochie gets embarrassed

Coochie sittin’ on Low
Coochie Alma Mater
Coochie at a frat party
Coochie needs some water

Coochie goes to Koronet
Coochie gets a slice
Coochie has a filthy room
Coochie battles mice

Coochie goes to class
Coochie walks to Schermerhorn
Coochie in John Jay for Thanksgiving
Coochie eats an ear of corn

Coochie sittin’ on the lawn
Coochie plays with a dog
Coochie reads student news
Coochie is checking Bwog

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