Because we know everyone is dying to know.

It turns out that there are very few images of Lee Carol Bollinger that are licensed for Creative Commons use, probably to try to prevent something like this article from being written. But we at Bwog are not easily deterred and have thus still written this article. As such, here is a compilation of PrezBo’s sexiest moments that literally not a single fucking person asked for.

Moment #5

In case you didn’t remember that even though he may be a dinosaur, he can still run around like he’s younger than he is.

Moment #4

Ah yes, don’t you love it when he looks like he’s thinking about how to make students unhappy in creative new ways like giving us a two-week winter break? It’s just SO hot.

Moment #3

What’s he thinking about? Expanding into Harlem, probably.

Moment #2

Where did this image come from? I don’t know. But damn, look at PrezBo partying like a cool kid.

Moment #1

Ahhhhh yes, sexy sexy eminent domain. We love a gentrifier!!!

PrezBo x 5 via Bwarchives