You can’t argue with these proven benefits.

Below are the testimonials of real people:

“After attending just one Bwog Open Meeting, I fixed my sleep schedule, starting investing in stock, and rescued a toddler from a tree. Thanks, Bwog!” – Zaahira, 23

“I met all three of my wives at an Open Meeting. Thanks, Bwog!” – Greg, 47

“The last time I went to a Bwog meeting, I found a package of magic beans that led me to a giant whom I stole a golden goose from. I now have great fame and fortune. Thanks, Bwog!” – Rajesh, immortal

“The first time I went to a Bwog Open Meeting, I met Steve Buscemi’s identical twin sister, Bertha. That night marked the beginning of a passionate love affair that would span 3 continents and eventually end in heartbreak and immense pain. Nonetheless, I cherish my time with Bertha Buscemi and am grateful for that meeting. Thanks, Bwog!” – Sandra, 18

“Open Meetings cured my sleep apnea. Thanks, Bwog!” – Phil, 98

Are you looking for all of this and more? If so, come to Bwog’s Open Meeting tonight (Sunday) at 9 pm! We will be meeting on the lawn between Kent and Philosophy Hall. Come looking for fun, quality journalism, and loooooovveee. See you there!

us tonight at 9 via Flickr