For the love of all that’s good and pure in this universe, why is there asparagus?

Old John Jay sushi

Beyond all comprehension

Forever Browning

The mind that makes you

Is a cruel and creative

Culinary god

Evil Vegetables

I fear the mystery crunch

Canned tuna and pear

Great chefs would wither

Asparagus and red pepper

Who would a thunk it

Barely edible

But still temptingly present

At least there’s spicy mayo

Cafe East sushi via Bwog Archives