Oh no! Bwog won’t be here during Spring Break! Wondering how to still be a cool person without reading Bwog every day? Follow the Ins below (and by god, ruthlessly avoid the Outs).
In:
- Being in Bwog
- Applying to be Deputy News Editor!
- Applying to be Deputy Sports Editor!
- Applying to be a Bureau Chief!
- Bringing your friends home for break
- Going to the dentist
- Fuzzy socks
- Canned tomato soup
- Being from Barnard
- Living in Brooks
- Cleaning your room
- CoverGirl eyeliner
- Bingeing The Last of Us
- Reading BwogLetter
- Having a parasocial relationship with your favorite musical artists
- Bandaids
- Flared pants
- Staying up late
- Puffy stickers
- Being from Virginia
- Infected piercings
- Having bangs
- Being too lazy to cut your bangs
- Poke bowls
- Naps
- Dog cafés
- Surreal Lynchian dreams
- Not dressing for the weather
- Being funny
- Being so great at everything
- Joking around, goofing and gaffing, and being an all-around silly goose
Out:
- Owning one beanie
- Owning four beanies
- Playing the bongo drums
- Being from Pennsylvania
- Being Italianx
- Political science majors
- High school band
- Running track
- Pulling all-nighters
- Speaking French
- Being in Philo
- RAs
- Shaved heads
- Walking in the street barefoot
- Pronouncing your last name wrong
- Living in Nuss
- Having a pet goldfish
- Not having an Instagram
- Drinking tea mixed with beer
- Having three older sisters
- Swedish fish
- The Mountain Goats
- Taking UN1018: Weapons of Mass Destruction
- Theater kids
- Actively enjoying art
- Never traveling West of Ohio
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