A short interrogation into the cloud of toxic gas that festers between 112th and 113th.

• A landfill, but only for lima beans
• Your elementary school cafeteria in the last five minutes of the lunch period
• When you’ve taken an edible and you’re so high that you threw up outside of Tom’s and you can’t remember what water tastes like
• Putrefaction
• The new candle from Goop
• When you order takeout and it sits in a bag for too long and then you open it and almost throw up and then stop ordering takeout for a couple months
• A Sonic the Hedgehog character based on the Komodo dragon
• When somebody takes your clothes out of the dryer before the dryer’s done
• Chipmunks
• If in the 1800s a guy went into the Butler stacks and jerked off to a copy of his own novel and then left his wad in the book and you’re just now opening it
• The opposite of love and peace
• What coffee tastes like to long COVID patients
• The Wallach video game lounge
• When you’re sitting on the floor crying because you can’t figure out how the Wallach stairs work
• John Jay Friendsgiving
• Mud
• Mudd

The culprit via Author