Remember the Starbucks secret menu? May I raise you… JJ’s

A staple of the Columbia community, JJ’s place has a special place in the hearts of many. From dino nuggets to french toast to lamb over rice, the establishment provides options for everyone to come snack on (from only the hours 12 pm to 10 am, obviously). But… aren’t those options feeling a little… repetitive recently? Are you getting… bored? Then look no further than Bwog’s Secret JJ’s menu! Secret treats that the staff doesn’t want you to know about await you in this article, and we at Bwog patiently await your reviews of them. Without further ado, the top five items on Bwog’s JJ’s Secret Menu:

1. Ham Pancakes: Have you ever thought about how the breakfast station is just… so close to the quesadillas? Ever thought about putting some of those quesadilla ingredients… in the breakfast food? Thank us later.
2. Nutella Crepes: This is definitely real and Columbia Dining definitely has the resources to make it happen! You should totally ask for this at 3 am in the long breakfast line while drunk out of your mind!
3. Creamsicle milkshake: A beautiful mixture comes from the ever-gurgling orange juice and the not-so-drinkable vanilla milkshake machine… the creamsicle milkshake. Probably good in theory but not in practice.
4. Every Coffee Syrup: Sometimes the grindset goes too hard and you forget to add the coffee to your syrup… or was that on purpose?
5. Five-month-old lobster from the “Surf and Turf” dinner: The John Jay dinner everyone looks forward to is now back and better than ever! Be sustainable and grab some leftovers (that just happen to be a little bit old) from the back! Food poisoning tastes better than ever with this new earth-conscious option!

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