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Everybody is talking about animals now, according to three separate things that three separate people said. IT IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE THAT THREE OF ANYTHING MAKES A TREND!
First, a pair of professors:
“Sex with animals…it doesn’t seem like something we might do today. But in a rural world, it does happen!”
– Professor Alfred MacAdam, Latin American Literature in Translation, on One Hundred Years of Solitude
“Everyone here loves camels. They are beastly, beastly mean animals.”
– Professor George Saliba, Contemporary Islamic Civilization, on the Safavid Empire
…and then, a student continues the trend:
“… and that would be fine, except that I’m allergic to scorpion blood.”
– Girl in McIntosh in between bites of (hopefully scorpion-free) sushi
Overheard by Juli Weiner
– DHI
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@apropos of nothing did anyone see the pathetic flaxman ripoff that krebs sent out to the sophomore class? yeesh…
@shira “People’s individual spiritual trajectories are so strange that I think it’s better not to have one at all.”
-Richard Bulliet
@Don't laugh at bestiality. It’s how I got my little brother.
@Wiener My neighbor sounds like a dying porpous when she’s having sex.
@read Mac Adam’s quote carefully: doesn’t SEEM like something we MIGHT do today?
I guess what I’m trying to say is: is he subconsciously admitting to us that he’s an animal fucker?
@the bulliet files are you sure you read all of the wealth of nations? it doesn’t even look like the spine has been broken on that book.
@hey I have that movie!
@Y'know It really, REALLY is a shame that Bwog wasn’t around when Bulliet taught Animals in Human History. Every day was like a compendium of Profs Say The Darndest Things.
@bulliet don’t worry, bwog has operatives with pens and laptops ready to pick up gems from islamo-christian civilization…