Behold Surgam, the literary magazine of the Philolexian Society. It was scheduled to come out in February, we hear, but the mail room lost it, so here’s a PDF. (All the links are the same.)

A timely shoutout to decorum and sangria (pg. 1)

Sapphic? (pg. 6-7)

Rushdie’s wife is pretty hot, isn’t she (pg. 8-9)

An excerpt from the Kilmer Awards (pg. 11)

Part one of a serialized story. The excitement mounts! (pg. 12-13)