After three long years, the Westside Supermarket reopened its doors last Friday. When it closed in 2004, disgruntled shoppers covered the store closing sign with graffiti that related stories of loves lost and found in the market’s produce aisles and threats to move away from the neighborhood as a result of being left without a “decent” supermarket. Having arrived in
The delightful aroma of nearly ripe produce greets the customer steps before entering the new Westside Market, tempering the sweaty stink that overtakes
Towers of tinned tuna! Exotic foreign juices! Nutella for $1.99/13 oz! You’ll never do to Fairway again–a trip down the aisles reveals that Westside prices on cereal, rice, soup, pasta as good or better than the mother of all grocery stores on 76th and 125th.
The cheese area, not an aisle but an island of fromage surrounded by outlying sample stations, quickly becomes my favorite part of the store. The astonishing array features everything from delicate and tender mozzarella di bufala to designer hard cheeses, such as the exquisite Emmanthal, and some melting-out-of-its-rind brie. After aiding a vertically challenged customer in reaching for water crackers located about the cheese, I heard a child mope that “this place probably doesn’t have lemon ice pops.” The mother answered, “oh no, I’m sure they do.”
They did, in fact, have them, in several varieties. Actually, Westside had everything that I look for in a good grocery, including Eight O’Clock Coffee, Iranian pistachios, Barilla pasta, fresh figs and herbs, yellow turnips, aged balsamic vineger from
What I needed, versus what I wanted. Westside Supermarket realizes the difference, and strives to supply both. At Westside, in contrast to every supermarket I’ve shopped in, the people at the meat, deli, cheese and salad (all toppings, $6.99/pound!) ask what they can do for me. In line to pay for the groceries, a bagger asked me how he could help me get my purchases to my home. Free coffee, in four blends, and with four types of milk. Splenda flowing freely and unmonitored, a touch of true class. Perhaps this is just a result
of Re-Opening Day adrenaline, doomed to fade when people re-learn the Westside habit. I’m going to buck my cynical Columbian instincts and hope that it is not. As I walked home from the Westside, two evenly balanced grocery bags on my arms and cup of free coffee in hand, and I believed for a short while in the goodness of mankind.
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@let's just all go to fairway.
@Date Rapist I go to Zabars, poor.
@Cheezburgers? I can haz cheeseburgers?
@D'Agostinos is going down!
@eh, it’s vinegar.
@haha All i have to say to the last few posts is hahahaha… However, why can’t we all be happy that a decent store has opened up in the neighborhood? Why does everyone have to get riled up with jokes about race and damn gentrification…
People, get a life! And while you’re at it, stop bitching.
@Westside staffer I spit on the lemon pops. I spit on the melting-out-of-its-rind brie. Enjoy TB, you motherfucking spoiled Ivy league shitheels
@CU Activist I symathize with you, exploited and underpayed employee! These neighorhood yuppies and children of the priveleged are drawn by your masters’ fine goods and service, but I see through the charade, for you are the true victim of gentrification!
@WHY? Why? I not oppressed, such assumptions are racialist. I have free house; get free food, all from you mummies’ taxes. I just hate you. So I spit. And I spit and I spit.
@check Get it Free House, Free Food, spit-on-lemon-pops guy, it’s a joke…about you because you suck
@I think I think that the joke’s on you, fucker
@Master Shake I think that I shall not walk so that a child may live!
@Nutella PSA Nutella = Freshman 30, rather than 15
@orr freshman fifty…?
@Stop Gentrification! Boycott Westside! We don’t need it! We want bodegas!
Also, HoBags has alredy stated that they won’t be coming back.
@WHAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH GRISTIDIES? WHAT? ARE YOU RACIST? YOU DON’T WANNA SHOP WITH THE BROWNS? FUCK YOU. I BUY FOOD IN THE GHETTO WHERE IT’S GOOD AND THE PEOPLE ARE REAL
@wow you sound so hard and real because you hang out with people who aren’t white. please impart your wisdom and tales of grit from the streets to all of us albino, trust fund babies… you’re an idiot.
@i work right by the WM on 14th and they have awesome sandwiches. i stopped by the new one the other night for groceries but hopefully the sandwiches will be great here too. Theres a WM special which involves grilled pastrami and corned beef and swiss cheese and russian dressing. its awesome.
@happy i asked the man at the deli counter today if they sold any guacamole. he said he was sorry, but that they did not…and then told me all the ingredients in guacamole and how to make it myself. it was so helpful. i made some kick ass guacamole that night.
@oooh i was just there today. except, why does the author of this post have a momentary lapse of present-tense verbs when describing the cheese? probably my biggest pet peeve…
@tourist (pre-frosh) where is this place? please.
@take a left on GTFO St. Don’t stop.
@Haha awesome
@wise man it’s on 110th and broadway, northeast corner
@YAY I used to go shop at the Westside Market on 14th street…never again!
@Dammit Why must this re-open right after I graduate. Why.
HoBags was awesome. Sigh.
@they're good, but they have no beer! (at least not yet)
@yes! cheeeeese
@they have a great deal on a full roasted chicken: $5.99. Once they figure out how to keep the water out and jucies in, it’ll be a lot better than the $18 Texas takeout.
@short freshman I’m glad that this will be there for my four years…can’t live without good groceries!!!!
@iranian pistachios are for terrorists.
@I... I hope you are being sarcastic…
@price check Looking at pasta prices (which have a pretty decent effect on my food budget anyhow) they were about 50% higher than those at Fairway. My guess is that its hit or miss. All stores run a loss- leader technique, they just pick different products to do so on based on what they view to be their market.
Though the walk back is a heck of a lot better than hiking up the hill from 131st.
@Oh man I’m actually stoked about this. If only the bagel place would return…but I guess we’re all too young to be able to remember that… Or are we? muahahaha
@Yes! Columbia Hot Bagel was amazing and is sorely missed. I prefered bagels over pizza in my freshman drunk wanderings. H&H has nothing on the hot bagel. The end.