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Well, we heard whispers about this before, and three whispers makes a rumor: is Nacho’s Kitchen closing? An Eater.com tipster tells of Health violations, while Wikicu confidently proclaims that Columbia’s bar of second choice will be replaced by a Jamba Juice. We also know that Morningside Heights has become a dicey place to own a bar, what with the Man starting to care that the majority of the clientele should only be ordering diet Cokes.
We could hardly blame them for moving on to better pastures…but this means that Bwog needs a better fake.
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@they had pretty good tex-mex. but it was gross at night because of people trying to pick up carman chicks. still, it’s a shame. jamba juice is lame.
@Eh.. The Abbey never cares if you can be bothered to walk that far
@fuck. Now all we have left are the bars that are anal about ID. And those that are a little lenient will now get enough business for them to be selective. Argh. If there ever was a time for Columbian activism, it’s now. You can protest the ludicrous 21-only policy, or the bullying of bar-owners.
@Jamba Juice Don’t forget to order from the secret menu!
Oh yeah, and I spat in the blender
@majority? “the majority of the clientele should only be ordering diet Cokes.”
Come in, yeah there are a lot of fat chickes, but it’s not MAJORITY fat chicks.
@kudos hahaha good one
@DHI By far the saddest Sopranos episode was the one where he sold out from under the poultry store so a Jamba Juice could move in.
@In the know It wasn’t closed for health violations. It was closed because the owners got too much shit about underage drinking and they decided it wasn’t worth it to keep operating the place.
@ZvS Why don’t we get a bunch of students to band together and start a Park Slope-style bar co-op? We can keep it on the DL. You could probably even smoke.
@CJS speaking of which, there used to be an upperclassman bar co-op in furnald’s basement…
@G.O.B It’s not a Jamba Juice, Michael. It shouldn’t be that hard to shut down.
@all that space... Just for a Jamba Juice?
WHY CAN’T COLUMBIA HOT BAGELS COME BACK????
@urrgh Closing Nacho’s will cause a domino effect – 1020 will overflow with brahs and their freshman prey, sports teams will chafe at the jv kids trying to steal their groove at Canon’s… my wingman George F. Kennan and I will have to flee to the Abbey or some other shithole.
We’ve got to end it here. I recommend carpet bombing and an invasion of the north. if the ‘stend was our korea, this is our vietnam – and as george w. bush said, the only reason we lost vietnam was because we didn’t try hard enough. right? right?
@fuck nachos bring me jamba
@naw brah I’m cool with this– the less time my brahs spend at Nacho’s, the more time us brahs can chill at the house and play super smash brahs.
@Mex The Mex like to spit in your tacos
@yay! now i don’t need to walk to 72 for my jamba fix!
@broz Now where am I going to pick up Carman chicks?
@umm? try in carman, brah!
@broz but what if no one will sign me in?
@yo brah i got your back, then we can pickup freshmen ass all night long brah!
@whatever they weren’t that good anyway.
just hang outside a circle K and ask an old guy to buy you some zima.
@or you could walk 10 blocks or so. stagger if necessary, but really it’s not like there is any shortage of places to drink illegally nearby