Welcome, new friends. Mean Irene has passed, and a beautiful sunny day embraces the youngins. We Bwoggers will be scattered around campus watching your every move— in the least creepy way possible. NSOP makes more glorious people-watching, indeed, so send us your tales of memory foam pillows catching on fire and taxidermy rodents. Also, wear sneakers. Flip flops aren’t gonna cut it with these toe-slicing machines rolling around:

From the 2010 Blue and White Orientation Issue