Avian tipster extraordinaire Courtney Douds has sent along the following absolutely insane photos of your Hawkmadeinjad ruthlessly tearing into her* prey outside Math today.
* Douds also points out that “this red-tail is of a size that makes her more likely to be female, since female raptors tend to be about a third larger than their male counterparts.”
Hawkmadinejad is a crazy person. More evidence after the jump and on Douds’ Facebook page.
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@OMG! I think that poor pigeon might be hurt!
@haha yeah no shit the pigeon is hurt! It’s fucking dead!
@Hawkmadinejad Could eat Joel Klein.
Whole.
@3333333333333 Columbians, we must think strategically. I propose we create a Fund For Future now to buy as many red-tail hawks as we can, so they may mate with Hawkmadinejad and preserve her fearsome genes for the years to come.
@i feel a little traumatized
@this is why we can’t negotiate without preconditions.
@what? Hawkmadinejad is a she?? Might we consider renaming her HawkMa-rgaretThatcher?
@would she be a rusted red iron lady?
@Hawkmadinejad No. No we can’t.
@epic fail.
@Silly Rabbit Feed Hawkmadinejad!
Blood sacrifices. C’mon folks this is Freshman stuff. I saw a giant rat run by the other day on the Butler steps…hopefully he gets that next. Nasty thing.
@Hawkmadinejad Hawkmadinejad for Class Day speaker?
@they always say a hawk will take after its namesake…
@to the photographer Awesome photos!
@ROM NOM NOM NOM!
@So Scary She picked up this sad pigeon around 1p today on the steps. I know because I saw her fly down and scoop it UP! So scary.
@that's what those nasty pigeons get!
@no that's what she said.
@scary indeed i saw her nab the pigeon on the steps. she then flew directly at me, getting as close as 25 feet or so before turning and heading towards earl. probably the coolest thing i’ve ever seen (albeit frightening…looking down the barrel of a hungry raptor)
@Finish Him! FLAWLESS VICTORY
@Gabriel Hall Fatality
@FUCKIN SWEEEET!