Who? Me?

“Am I celebrating 4/20? I’m not sure what you mean, officer.”

“Fishermen? What fishermen? I didn’t see no fishermen…” (NPR)

“Heroin? No, that’s not my heroin. Those kilos spontaneously appeared out of my 13th story window.” (NY Post)

“Atlas Shrugged? Nope, never heard of it; I’m just going to nationalize this multinational oil conglomerate over here.” (NYT)

“Corruption? We’re just staying competitive in today’s changing market!” (Spec)

“Did you say Jeremy Lin? Nope, nope.That’s Winston Lin.” (WSJ)

 

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