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Fear not freshfolk, there are SparkNotes!
A tipster overheard the start to what will be a very, very long year for a new Columbia student:
“Wait… The Odyssey is a whole separate book?”
Another bout of sudden clarity was overheard later that day:
Girl on phone: Wait… I heard that Ferris Booth is the same as Ferris.
You finding the syllabus online via Wikimedia Commons
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@Karen Smith So, you have Ferris, and then you have Ferris Booth, and then you have Ferris Booth Commons…
@Gretchen Weiners Uh-uh, no honey, that’s not how it works.
@Anonymous This aint funny. It’s sad.
@Somewhere a Classicist is crying.
@Anonymous Ferris Booth Hall = in a landfill
Ferris Booth Commons = crappy cafeteria
Ferris = Bueller, Bueller, Bueller