The authorities busting tiny pet turtle rings

In an attempt to harness energy from nuclear fusion, American scientists built a giant laser that has largely failed and cost taxpayers over $5 billion. (NYT, Yoplait, Amazon)

Authorities are cracking down on the black market for tiny pet turtles in that these shelled reptiles can cause salmonella.  (Walmart, Wikia, Washington Post)

The $790 million business that is the Girl Scouts is giving its cookie packaging a makeover and consequently radically changing what it means to be human. (Huffington Post, Wikipedia)

Ah, the halcyon days of yore. (Buzzfeed)

 

Defenders of all things spandex via Wikimedia Commons