Regress to your five year old psyche and grab some free snow cones at the Dexter and Homeland truck parked between 115th and 116th and Broadway. It has a big sign that says, “Chiller.” There is also free Showtime loot like laundry bags. Supplies are dwindling, so throw down your midterm review and rush over!

Trust us, your blood red, post-cone tongue won’t look suspicious at all.