Hillary Clinton Has a Blog Adviser. Squirrel Sets Fire to Dartmouth… …and in unrelated rodent news…Don’t Go Barefoot Anywhere Anymore Eminent Domain Still on the Table. Suburbia Still Not for Judy Zuhusky. Meanwhile, is there an opinion section today? And God said, let there be opinion: “Who the fuck takes cabs?”

Vowing to “protect the world at large from horrible sex advice” and claiming that Spec sex columnist Miriam Datskovsky “is a violation of all of our human rights,” anonymous tipster “Captain Subtext” has informed Bwog of the Fire Miriam Datskovsky blog. The site primarily contains frighteningly thorough critiques of many of Miriam’s columns and of those who […]

Now that midterm season is fully underway, Bwog hopes that the eager young flock comprising the Class of 2010 has managed to masterfully memorize the Medea and can hopefully hum the whole Histories of Herodotus. What, you freshmen were expecting some kind of QuiCore? We couldn’t just strip away SparkNotes’ raison d’être- or deprive you […]

Bwog could not help but notice architecture students toiling in the spartan studios of Buell Hall in the early morning hours last week on something very much like this vaguely geodesic sculpture, which has now managed to find its way to the puny lawn in front of Avery. Is it someone’s desperate attempt to stand […]

In the wake of last night’s CTV News scoop on this story, Barnard officials emailed students this afternoon with an update on the stabbing of Oscar Sevilla, the superintendant of the college’s antipodean Cathedral Gardens dorm. Sevilla, it turns out, faked his police report, claiming the incident took place on 110th St. between Broadway and Amsterdam […]

In which Bwog presents the shocking underface of our school’s rigidly PC façade- misogyny! AIDS jokes! Brangelina? The Horror, just in time for Halloween, below: Proof that the Ivy League is home to our country’s best and brightest- overheard in the hallway of Wien 10: (laughter and yelling) Girl: “But I don’t have AIDS!” Guy: […]

Last night the Muslim Students Association held its annual Eid Banquet in the James Room at Barnard. Bwog correspondent Sumaiya Ahmed was there: As MSA President Omar Siddiqi C’09, said at this year’s Eid Banquet, Muslims only have two holidays per year, so they try to make the most of them. At times, though, this can be […]

Tel Aviv taps Zvi… …After mysterious disappearance of CB… …While Republicans shed party loyalty Take Back the Night hands out “pens, highlighters, chapstick, lollipops” at 1020, patrons confused Play includes “chicken farming”, “a fringed belt assembled from a shredded copy of the Columbia Daily Spectator”, “a Bible-quoting triple-murderer turned pizza boy”, “freedom” Spec serials continue their […]

Blue Java never ceases to amaze (and apparently misspell). Ingredients for a certain “Halloween Rice Chrispy Bar” included sprinkles, butter, Halloween, and a clever avoidance of copyright infringement… Thanks to Todd Spitz and Alex Weinberg for the tip!

Columbia won (gasp!) the men’s water polo championship, beating West Point 6 to 5. The team goes to nationals in Miami, Ohio in two weeks. Now if only Bwog could remember where it put its school spirit…

In 20 minutes, ESC is having a midterm study break on Van Am Quad—free texas rotisserie!

From now until 5, every RA in Hartley and Wallach is giving out candy at their doors to trick or treaters.  Thanks Halloween for giving us another reason to visit the LLC besides getting that key replaced!

Dean of SEAS, Zvi Galil—who captured the hearts of every engineer with his idiosyncratic personal e-mails and his Australian-Israeli accent—may be leaving us for his native Israel as the new president of Tel Aviv University.   A senior source at the university says he is the leading candidate for the presidency, according to Israeli daily, Haaretz. On November […]

An anonymous Bwog tipster reports this “fuck-you” fest and near fist-fight at everyone’s favorite cardboard-as-pizza joint… Just letting you guys know that a friend and I had the opportunity to witness a small pre-Halloween brawl at Pinnacle tonight at approximately 2 am. It started when we noticed many expletives coming from the lower level of […]

Although Bwog managed to squeeze into tonight’s midnight performance, there’s only two shows left of bobrauschenbergamerica, the lastest production from King’s Crown. The play, by Charles Mee, comprises a series of vignettes exploring the life and work of modern sculptor and painter Robert Rauschenberg, and the idea of modern American identity. The audience joins the […]