You told everyone that you were shocked that you even got into Columbia because you started the application the day before it was due. You didn’t study for any of your AP exams and were actually high when you took the SAT. You regularly check your Instagram unfollower app and like to hang out with […]

You may not have a Coachella ticket, but you definitely have a ticket to the WBAR-B-Q (because it’s free). Today in the Diana Center Event Oval, everyone in world is invited to enjoy live music, fake grass, and free food. The event is set to start at 4 and run until 10, so be sure to […]

Harriett Tubman, former slave, will finally replace Andrew Jackson on the $20. (NY Times) Rabbi declares medical marijuana kosher for passover!! (UPI) Police hunt in Ohio continues for thief of teeth whitening kits. (ABC) Flashing lights coming from a black hole collision? Possibly. (NBC) President Obama gives inspiring speech about the future generation on London. (The Guardian) […]

Columbia Divest for Climate Justice (CDCJ) members just ended their 8-day occupation of Low Library, explaining, in a press release, that PrezBo will not be on campus all next week, and, moreover, they believe the administration is “on the path toward fossil fuel divestment.” Dozens of students entered the library last Thursday afternoon, beginning the […]

The votes are in for Barnard’s student government! SGA’s election results can be viewed below. They had a 28% voter turnout, according to SGA.  The revised SGA constitution also passed. SGA President: Sara Heiny Vice President for Policy: Maya Edwards Vice President for Campus Life: Angela Beam Vice President for Communications: Margot Langstaff Vice President […]

Location: 1116 Amsterdam Avenue, accessible from inside campus Nearby dorms: Connected directly to Hartley (part of the LLC) and John Jay; Furnald and Carman are located directly across Butler Lawns Stores and restaurants: Artopolis and Strokos are located to the south across 114th, while Hamilton Deli and Arts and Crafts Beer Parlor are up Amsterdam. JJ’s Place and […]

Prince died yesterday in his home state of Minnesota. No cause of death has been released. All we can say is, we don’t remember people being this sad when Gabriel Garcia Marquez passed a few years ago, and he was also a genius. (CNN) Because the fight for the Republican nomination is so divisive, the […]

Hey, prospective students! We’ve given you a hard time these past couple of weeks (with all the crazy shit in your Facebook group, it wasn’t too hard), but to redeem ourselves in your eyes, we’re giving you an inside look of your digs for next year. Don’t worry, you’ll live through this next year. Probably. […]

Are you a graduating senior? Are you wise? If you answered “yes” to the second question, you’re probably lying to yourself, but we want to hear from you anyway. To help us continue our tradition of asking almost-graduates questions about oral sex, cheese, and everything in between, we need you to nominate yourself/your friends/your enemies for Spring […]

Canada is about to get a lot more lit–legislation to legalize marijuana federally will be ready by 2017! What a nice post-4/20 piece of news. (CBC) A New York Congressman decided to get a little dramatic, saying he would “take cyanide” if Ted Cruz won the Republican presidential nomination. Loos like even his colleagues are pretty sure […]

Earlier today, Columbia College Class of 2019 President Josh Schenk announced the winner of the CCSC 2019 Representative run-off. Alex Cedar, from the party Pantone 292.0 won with 57.1% of the vote; he was trailed by Poorvi Bellur of the Upgrade party, who won 42.01% of the vote. The two were separated by 51 votes. The […]

CDCJ’s been doing their thing the past few days—but where’s PrezBo? We bring you answers, in the form of a night in the life of our beloved university president.  8:52 pm It’s been nice working from home for the past few days! God knows I don’t spend as much time as I should with my family. […]

So you’re definitely getting Baked by Melissa, going to the Tank Top party (once the “Pot Party”), or getting seeds from the John Jay Lounge. It’s cute how CU students come together on 4/20 to produce the most insinuation-laden event names. That said, you can’t really compete with your professor’s itinerary on 4/20—they’re in academia! We […]

Peter Liang, the NYPD officer convicted of second-degree manslaughter for killing the unarmed Akai Gurley, will not face any jail time. Instead, he he will face five years of probation and 800 hours of community service—provoking outrage from some quarters. (ABC News) The NY primaries were yesterday, in case you didn’t notice the ecstatic Bernie volunteers […]

Barnard students just received an email announcing tuition and fees for next year, as well as changes to the dining plan. Though Barnard students lost JJ’s Place access last year, they will once again be able to swipe into the dining hall in the fall. The email announced other changes as well, such as dinner being […]