Guest Writer Theo explores the uninhibited delusion of the shopping period.

Or, to use the local lingo, it’s fucking brick.

If you’ve ever wanted to get involved with Barnard Babysitting but have felt too scared to give it a shot, here is your sign to learn a little bit more about the basic process and see if it’s a commitment you would be interested in taking up. 

We struggled for employment.

It’s a murder on the dancefloor.

On Friday, Columbia University Apartheid Divest (CUAD) hosted a protest to encourage students to participate in the tuition strike and send a message to the University to lay “hands off Yemen and Gaza.”

I’m aware that I’m not that observant.

Did you know that Cousin Richie went to Columbia??

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On Wednesday, January 18, President Minouche Shafik announced that Angela V Olinto, professor and Dean of the Division of Physical Sciences and the Albert A Michelson Distinguished Service Professor at the University of Chicago, will begin her tenure as Provost in April. 

Is Ferris sexist? A poem of adversity. 

Snow falling? More like I’m falling. 

Last Thursday, staff writers Ava, Hattie, and Maren took a trip to Hewitt dining hall to try out all the new additions that occurred over winter break to drastically improve Barnard’s dining experience!

All the information you need to get moving this semester!

 What is winter break for, if not arguing with your family and rewatching devastating shows?