Wednesday night, ResLife sent an email to residents of 616 W 116th St informing them that, starting Thursday, February 17, scaffolding will be put up. I wrote this in the last moments of the building’s scaffolding-less-ness.

Boris Johnson’s “Partygate” and free COVID-19 antiviral treatments marks the beginning of the first week of in-person courses.

What is a girl to do on this dreary day? Something involving nesting, tinctures, and totems all at once, of course.

Did everyone in your class sit in stunned silence for the last 30 seconds of your course? Did you all erupt in uproarious applause and profusely thank your professor for a great semester? Tell us all about it!

I get SAD (a wonderful double entendre meaning seasonal affective disorder). You know I get sad and I can’t let go of what I’m sad about.

They spend how much time, now?

Have you ever stepped into an elevator, perfectly prepared to mind your own business until your floor, when an absolute stranger strikes up a half-sincere conversation with you? Well, I have. I can’t recommend it.

Need to figure out which Barnard building is best for you? Fear not. Welcome to the Bwog housing review of bright 600 W 116th St, barely a step away from Shake Shack and filled with dogs.