And you get a plate! And you get a plate! And YOU get a plate! Hewitt’s plate infinity loop, explained (sort of).

One strawb, two strawb, three strawb, four.

Or: How to solve the Case of the Disappearing Students.

In which Bwog Staff narrowly avoid a bad trip by investigating a very real possibility.

Student-to-faculty ratio is a trick invented by universities to conceal the actual size of their lectures.

Welp!

With 4 classes, 3 hours of sleep, 2 internships, and 1 brain cell left, there simply isn’t enough time for all of the books that this semester has in store for me. So, I’ve taken to Audible as a means of fast-tracking my reading. But just how many books can I consume in 12 hours?

They spend how much time, now?

How is it possible that tomorrow it’ll be April 1st? Bwog has all the answers and less.

Worried about your grades? Fear not! Bwog is here to save your GPA!

Turn on Night Mode and spare yourself.

If there’s one thing on which we can all agree, it’s that calculations should never be done on the fronts of envelopes. That’s why today we’re going to use the back of an envelope to do a previously unattempted calculation—finding out our distance from Alma.

The writing feels endless, but Bwog did some quick math to figure out exactly how screwed we all are. 

Staff Writer Owen Fitzgerald-Diaz is filled with morbid curiosity about the world and decided to sit down and do the math on how many people are in the Hudson on an average day, dead or alive.

Daily Editor Henry “Improper Fraction” Golub spits math like a Mayan.