Did someone say new subways?

It’s MY CHICKEN!

I thought these cups were reusable..?

It’s a murder on the dancefloor.

Beware of the charcuterie monster, also known as salmonella.

Someone doesn’t know how to have fun. Editor’s Warning: Mentions of violence.

Who here has visions?

Don’t wanna be an American idiot!

Welcome back! There’s cold temperatures, there’s budget cuts, and there’s AI. Take one and pass it around.

Since it’s the last Friday of the semester.

In the home stretch!

So the Smashing Pumpkins didn’t perform at Columbia while you were taking your final, but…

Unlike these Rocky Mountain wolves, some Barnumbia students have to wait until December 22 to be released.

They’re on the mind. Always. Haunting us.

And now, here is the host of Jeopardy…