Someone doesn’t know how to have fun. Editor’s Warning: Mentions of violence.

Who here has visions?

Don’t wanna be an American idiot!

Welcome back! There’s cold temperatures, there’s budget cuts, and there’s AI. Take one and pass it around.

Since it’s the last Friday of the semester.

In the home stretch!

So the Smashing Pumpkins didn’t perform at Columbia while you were taking your final, but…

Unlike these Rocky Mountain wolves, some Barnumbia students have to wait until December 22 to be released.

They’re on the mind. Always. Haunting us.

And now, here is the host of Jeopardy…

Just a tortured genius in a world full of wonder!

A sign to stop being stubborn and start studying?

There is a floating block of ice out there the size of London.

I can call you Betty!

Somehow cities come together to reduce congestion with higher prices. Also, look who’s been brought back to Twitter (Sorry Elon, we just wouldn’t call it X).