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Bwog In Bed: The Last Lazy Sunday

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

After last night’s “snowstorm” revelries, we invite you all to crawl into bed with us for a few more minutes on this last lazy Sunday of the year. You’re so close to the end of finals you can taste it. There’s still studying and essay writing to be done, but that can all wait for […]
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College Walk Archetypes: Chain-Smoking Intellectual

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Remember the glory of Butler Archetypes? We missed them on Bwog so we’re bringing them back with an eye for College Walk (and being incredibly liberal in our definition of “College Walk” such that it basically constitutes anything between Butler and Low). First up, we asked Features Editor Alexander Pines to give us the chain-smoking […]
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An Orgo Virgin Walks Into 209…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 24 Comments

At the last Bwog meeting, we asked who wanted to review Orgo Night. Elizabeth Self asked “What’s Orgo Night?”  We responded, “Don’t worry about it just show up to Butler 209 at 11:30 pm.” So for you this semester we have two accounts of Orgo Night: from an Orgo virgin and a more, uh, experienced […]
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Sophomore Year Checklist: Shouldn’t You Be Good At This By Now?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 2 Comments

Sophomores have a year of college under their collective belts already but that doesn’t mean they are suddenly wise. They just screw up in slightly more sophisticated and shameful ways than freshman year. Maybe it’s a learning experience? Or maybe sophomore year is just a little bit miserable. Bwog is rooting for you. The Slump […]
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Actual Wisdom: Richard Pious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

It’s the weekend! Our suggestion to you on this snowy Saturday is to forgo Butler and curl up in your bed by the window to do your studying as the snow falls. To help you along the path to enlightenment, we bring you the wisdom of Richard Pious, who’s “just a humble professor.” Justify your […]
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Actual Quote: “I sat on Lee Bollinger’s bed and was watching football on TV.”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Before Bollinger was president of Columbia, he was president of Michigan. And despite the way he left—setting off a not-minor kerfluffle at UMich by leaving right after averring that he had no intention to leave—PrezBo left his mark on UMich. See, at right, PrezBo at a house party he hosted after a huge UMich football […]
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Day In The Life: Sophomore Calls Mom, Double Dates

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 15 Comments

Continuing our welcome of the Early Decision admits to the Class of 2018, Bwog presents Saturday Daily Editor Britt Fossum’s typical Saturday.  8:30 am: Woken up by Skype noises coming from an open computer. It was left open because I fell asleep fully dressed at 9 PM the night before waiting for a friend to […]
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The Puppies are Coming, The Puppies are Coming!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 11 Comments

Yes, there is a thing called the Puppy Coalition. And yes, they are coming to a freshman dorm near you! From 1:45pm-3:30pm there will be puppies in the John Jay and Furnald lounges. In addition there will be “crazy holiday crafts,” and something described as “back rubs” from a masseuse team called “Stressbusters” in John Jay. […]
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Bwog in Bed: A Quick Breather

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 0 Comments

You have a whole weekend to study and that should be plenty, right? You’re going to ace that Monday test because you’re starting to study now, right? Right?! Bwogline: Bad things happen in Colorado. (CNN) Finals Tip: You don’t actually have to study as long as you look the part. Wear sweatpants/yoga pants/baseball hats/shapeless clothing. As long […]
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SAE’s Side of the Story

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 7 Comments

After hearing about toddler frat Sigma Alpha Epsilon having their recognition withdrawn, Bwog’s Sarah Faith Thompson sat down with two former senior brothers. They spoke openly about what happened under the condition of anonymity.   The night began with a pregame in a frat member’s suite where pledges were invited via mass text message. Senior members […]
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Actual Wisdom: Roger Anderson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

True wisdom comes when you need it most. Today, Roger Anderson blatantly disregards the 30 words or fewer limit. We’ll forgive him somehow.  Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I aim for a life “well lived”, while pushing the frontiers of science and particularly computational learning. And I know I am leaving a legacy […]
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We Wouldn’t Touch You With a Ten-Foot Poll

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

As you may recall, Bwog has recently been on a journey of self-discovery and institutional memory in which we trawl through Columbia’s history to bring you cool things. Recently, we sat down in the RBML with a huge stack of old yearbooks to find weird memorabilia and embarrassing pictures of Obama. While we kind of […]
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Op-Ed: Rising Tensions In John Jay Elevating To New Levels

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Did Columbia Football Deserve Its Dartmouth Win?

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What Happened With Red Sweater Person?

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Bwoglines: We Want Autonomy Edition

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  • rise and shine columbia
  • seperationism is the new globalism
  • the fact that he thinks more cops is necessary to deal with traffic violations is worrisome
  • what the fuck is bill de blasio doing
  • you would have to pay me to do econ work with a republican
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Back Of The Envelope: How Much Alcohol Do Columbia Students Consume

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Bucket List: Feel The Spook

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Cool Off At Open Bwog Tonight

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Bwoglines: Possibly My President Edition

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