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Actual Wisdom: Jeffrey Lax

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 4 Comments

For our last Actual Wisdom of 2013, we bring you Jeffrey Lax, who wants you to keep your standards high (yes, even this week). Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Do footnotes count against the limit? Graphs? If you can’t read my handwriting, does it count? I love what I do, hope my enthusiasm […]

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Study Break It Down With Metrotones

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 3 Comments

In our continuing attempts at cheering you up through the power of music, we take a decidedly sadder turn with Bill Withers’ classic “Ain’t No Sunshine.” Ok yes, it’s a depressing song and the title may be a little too real a description of your last two weeks, but this arrangement and Bunge Okeyo, BC’13, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jess Levenson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 11 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Jess Levenson, West Orange, NJ, Barnard Claim to fame? Former Hillel Eboard member, sister of Sigma Delta Tau, Columbia cheerleader, self-proclaimed food studies major. Hosted Greek Beats this year. Won second place in last year’s Erotic Cake Competition. Where are you going? To live with my parents in Jerz Three things you learned at Columbia: […]

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Bwog In Bed: You’re Probably Already Home But We’re Still Here So Shhh

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 2 Comments

We don’t give a shit if you’re already home and playing with your cat. At least one Bwogger still has 2 exams and a paper left as of this morning, so put up with us for our penultimate Bwog in Bed of 2013. Bwogline: Rich Ellerson was fired as West Point’s football coach after going […]

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Senior Poll: 1952 Vs. 2014

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 12 Comments

A few days ago, we brought you the same questions that were asked to the Class of 1952 in their senior class poll, and offered you the chance to take it yourself. The questions ranged in topic from football practice, to student leadership, to Communism; its goal was to “determine the likes and dislikes of […]

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Actual Wisdom: Achille Varzi

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 4 Comments

Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: If I didn’t exist, neither would you (strictly speaking). It’s all closely connected, you know… Claim to fame: Apart from being the best cigarette roller in the Northern hemisphere? I don’t think I have any claim to fame, though I fear people will remember me as the guy who […]

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Senior Year Checklist: Cry, Scramble, Roll Eyes

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 3 Comments

It’s taken quite some time for your dearly departed senior staff member to write this intro—accepting that we are, in fact, graduating (fingers crossed) is a hard thing to do. But there you have it. Somehow we’ve made it through freshman, sophomore, and junior year, and here we are with just one semester left—or less! The […]

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From the Issue: A Conversation with Ross Perlin

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 1 Comments

We humbly pay tribute to our ancestral magazine The Blue and White with another excerpt from its December issue—on campus now! Ross Perlin is an independent writer and linguist stuck in the ever-expanding no man’s land between academia, critical theory, and journalism. His first book, Intern Nation: How to Earn Nothing and Learn Little in the Brave […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kenneth Zauderer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 13 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kenneth, Kenny, Ken, Moshe, Moses, Mo-Zow, Mo Zauderer; Woodmere, NY; Columbia College Claim to fame? Probably the person who saw you saving three spots in the 3rd Floor Ref Room and kindly asked you, “Is anyone sitting there?” You unkindly gave me a dirty look, said no, and moved your things. Where are you […]

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Study Break It Down With Sun Looks Down

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 7 Comments

Take a momentary break from your finals panic to listen to some of your talented peers. Sun Looks Down—Spencer Horstman, Jacob Sunshine, David Su, all CC’14, and Diana Flanagan, CC’15—just dropped their first official single, Moonshine, and it sounds awesome. Their full EP will be available in late January, but for now you can listen […]

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Day In The Life: Gengar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 8 Comments

On the off chance Momma Bwog hasn’t already thoroughly killed the Class of 2018’s buzz, we hereby finish out our presentation of staffer’s schedules with incoming Features Editor Alexander Pines’ typical Wednesday. In case we’ve got you too down, be sure to check out our PeopleHops or Senior Wisdoms. 8:55 am: First alarm goes off, […]

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Bwog In Bed: Hold On, We’re Going Home Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 1 Comments

The end is nigh, folks. In just over 24 hours you’ll either be enjoying one of the most amazing cities in the world (something you’ve probably existed since about mid-November) or you’ll be on a plane/train/car/foot?/vehicle back to wherever it is that you go when you’re not here. So crawl back in bed with us, […]

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Bwoglines: Is Bobsled Short For Robertsled Edition

Zack Abrams 2

dont play with gravity
gravity: not just a suggestion
gravity: not just for sandra bullock
gravity: so attractive
justice league was surprisingly terrible
see lady bird instead of justice league

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First World (First Year) Problems: I Got Moved To EC

Roberta Rhyse 0

first world problems
Hospitality we love you
Sam smith induces the depression I didn't even know I had
self care is probably the only lesson I will take away from Columbia

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Columbia Football: Ivy League Champions?

Ross Chapman 0

go ross
shoutout to my history prof that always tells us to go to football games
we have a sports section too!
we're def gonna beat brown

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Things You’ll Inevitably See Now That It’s Cold Outside

Megan Wylie 0

can't wait to trek through black snow on my way to class
I refuse to wait on a 1020 line in this weather
the foxes that died for our Canada geese
tree lighting is overrated but I want those damn free shirts
why are there down feathers all over my room
why is it 200 degrees inside my room
winter is coming

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Yelp Reviews Of Brownie’s Café

Sarah Dahl 0

always in avery basement when brownie's is closed
bwog reviews yelp reviews
feng shui
i've never actually been here
long yelp review posts
reviews of reviews
what other campus fixtures should we review?
who actually knows how to get to brownie's?
would love to go sometime
yelp should have a review culling service

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Bwoglines: Save The Bees Edition

Sarah Harty 0

actually just ordered a tree
i do not claim the ferris hate
i love christmas music
i love it at anytime of year
rip the glass ceiling of the javits center
save the bees!!
shit just let people live
sick and tired of a shooting every day

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The State of Human Rights In The World Today

Maggie Moran 0

bwog gets diplomatic
make mark zuckerberg ethical again
polka-dot socks
prezbo serving leprechaun realness
we love a grey bureaucrat queen

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GSSC Keeps It Short And Sweet

Alex Tang 0

free food is the secret of success for a great event
gssc
gssc meetings are so chill we love it
no meeting next week!

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