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Actual Wisdom: Richard Pious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

It’s the weekend! Our suggestion to you on this snowy Saturday is to forgo Butler and curl up in your bed by the window to do your studying as the snow falls. To help you along the path to enlightenment, we bring you the wisdom of Richard Pious, who’s “just a humble professor.” Justify your […]

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Actual Quote: “I sat on Lee Bollinger’s bed and was watching football on TV.”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Before Bollinger was president of Columbia, he was president of Michigan. And despite the way he left—setting off a not-minor kerfluffle at UMich by leaving right after averring that he had no intention to leave—PrezBo left his mark on UMich. See, at right, PrezBo at a house party he hosted after a huge UMich football […]

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Day In The Life: Sophomore Calls Mom, Double Dates

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 15 Comments

Continuing our welcome of the Early Decision admits to the Class of 2018, Bwog presents Saturday Daily Editor Britt Fossum’s typical Saturday. 8:30 am: Woken up by Skype noises coming from an open computer. It was left open because I fell asleep fully dressed at 9 PM the night before waiting for a friend to […]

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The Puppies are Coming, The Puppies are Coming!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 11 Comments

Yes, there is a thing called the Puppy Coalition. And yes, they are coming to a freshman dorm near you! From 1:45pm-3:30pm there will be puppies in the John Jay and Furnald lounges. In addition there will be “crazy holiday crafts,” and something described as “back rubs” from a masseuse team called “Stressbusters” in John Jay. […]

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Bwog in Bed: A Quick Breather

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 0 Comments

You have a whole weekend to study and that should be plenty, right? You’re going to ace that Monday test because you’re starting to study now, right? Right?! Bwogline: Bad things happen in Colorado. (CNN) Finals Tip: You don’t actually have to study as long as you look the part. Wear sweatpants/yoga pants/baseball hats/shapeless clothing. As long […]

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SAE’s Side of the Story

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 7 Comments

After hearing about toddler frat Sigma Alpha Epsilon having their recognition withdrawn, Bwog’s Sarah Faith Thompson sat down with two former senior brothers. They spoke openly about what happened under the condition of anonymity. The night began with a pregame in a frat member’s suite where pledges were invited via mass text message. Senior members […]

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Actual Wisdom: Roger Anderson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

True wisdom comes when you need it most. Today, Roger Anderson blatantly disregards the 30 words or fewer limit. We’ll forgive him somehow. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I aim for a life “well lived”, while pushing the frontiers of science and particularly computational learning. And I know I am leaving a legacy […]

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We Wouldn’t Touch You With a Ten-Foot Poll

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

As you may recall, Bwog has recently been on a journey of self-discovery and institutional memory in which we trawl through Columbia’s history to bring you cool things. Recently, we sat down in the RBML with a huge stack of old yearbooks to find weird memorabilia and embarrassing pictures of Obama. While we kind of […]

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In Defense Of: Taking a Night Off

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

It’s been a long couple of days in the mad pre-finals crunch. You deserve a break. Internet Enthusiast Elizabeth Self tells you why. I see you over there. Yes, you. Droopy-eyed, head propped up on arm, huge backpack on the floor and study guide open, though you’re scrolling slower than the snow on the Hamilton […]

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Finally Putting MechE To Good Use

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 5 Comments

Late one night, Bwog received this tip from an enterprising Butlerite: An archaic fix to an archaic problem: one of the stalls in the men’s room outside butler 209 has had a broken lock for YEARS. It took one brave, yet disgruntled mechanical engineering student to finally do something about it. Your not-so-anonymous tipster/resident tinkerer, […]

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Day In The Life: Captain Adventure Doesn’t Know Your Name

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

Continuing our warm welcome of the newly EDmitted Class of 2018, Bwog is presenting a rundown of our typical day because we’re Real People that have Real Lives (at least, that’s what we tell ourselves after the fifth day straight in Butler). A sophomore staffer who wished to remain anonymous (Real People can be anonymous, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Pazia Miller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 10 Comments

Welcome back to another round of our short December Senior Wisdoms, shouting out to those midyear graduates. Here we have Pazia Miller—we can’t believe her life, either. Name, Hometown, School: Pazia Shayne Miller (Pronounced Asia with a P at the front), raised in Baltimore and transplanted to White Plains, New York (REPRESENT). Barnard College always. Claim […]

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Bwoglines: The Subway Doom Edition

Roberta Rhyse 0

doom and gloom
europe is dying
my roommate forgot what thanksgiving was
Pantsuit nation
protect merkel at all costs
riders alliance sounds sexual
shoutout to TFL
subway system sucks
thanksgiving break can't come soon enough

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How To Make The Most Out Of Your Trip Home For Thanksgiving

Zoe Rossetto Metcalfe 0

bwog loves everyone
eat a lot of food
finallyyyy break
going back to cali
gonna enjoy the fucking 95 degree weather back home
I've been waiting 2109348 years for this
if you're staying on campus there's lots of cool things to do too!
just wish it could be longer
self care is the move for your break
sleep!! whether on campus or at home

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Field Notes: Save The Fucking Turtles Edition

Thomas Saenz 2

how do you not get caught drinking out of a water bottle
I needa start speaking Spanish or Italian for free shit
I wanna go to the Michelangelo exhibit
omg at the person who ended their vegetarianism
poor turtles
save the mother fucking turtles
symposium was too much
too much sangria for lots of people

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Stages Of Getting Cuffed At Columbia

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happy cuffing season
have yall missed these dumb love and relationships posts? i havent written one in a while
its cold outside! cuff someone just for snuggling purposes
its okay to permanently stay on step 7! my aunt is 43 and still on step 7
once i said in casual conversation w my parents sth about "when im married" and they were like "YOU'RE GONNA MARRY SOMEONE?" thanks mom and dad
pray to venus tonight

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CCSC Looks To The Future, Appoints Interim CEB Chair

Nadra Rahman 0

"i'm sorry for being so unprofessional" - rosin after needing to take a break
banned
bwog is hardcore CUE
ccsc
CEB
COOP for asthmatics
last hurrah of the spirit of the sandwich ambassador
mo money mo problems was the number 1 song on the billboards the week we were born <3
with great power comes great meetings

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Bwoglines: Dropped Butter Edition

Thomas Saenz 0

I hate NYC why can't our infrastructure be nice for once
I hope Manson rots in the pits of hell forever
I'm getting to the bottom of this butter shit
it wasn't even that windy yesterday too which is the scary part???
Mugabe is a piece of trash too
now I never want to walk under scaffolding
thank god Charles Manson is dead
who ARE you butter dropper

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A Bucket List For The Tiny Time Before Thanksgiving

Lexie Lehmann 0

bucket list
good thing break is soon
i love thanksgiving
kick the bucket list
not many events this week
thanksgiving bucket list
turkey day bucket list
who else is creeped out by this public domain image

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Campus Figures As Cement Mixers

Amara Banks 0

bwog baby daddy
cement mixers
dont get lost in the cement mix
everything good happens in november
happy sunday
i was once a small egg now i'm a whole hen
please email me if you would like to pursue the bowls of water pitch I think it would be a lovely addition to this site
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