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Deantini, For the Longest Time

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2014 3 Comments

Deantini and Dean Awn got themselves a surprise pre-Valentine’s serenade from none other than your local Kingsmen. To say the least, Bwog is jealous. We expect our surprise performance some time in the coming hours, or at least a V-day platonic hug. The gallon of chocolate is already empty and the mint chip one is […]

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Bwoglines: The Sun is Shining Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2014 1 Comments

We were afraid to go outside yesterday. Although, it turns out that we saw just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to snowfall yesterday. (CNN) Speaking of polar bears, a bunch of clinically insane people intend to, in cult-like fashion, subject themselves to inhumane conditions for fun. They are remarkably badass compared to us […]

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The Great Alaskan Snow Penis

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 23 Comments

We’ve all been waiting for it since the first snowfall of winter. Bwog was luckily enough to receive this huge tip:

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Personals: Alexandra and Alexandra

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 11 Comments

Just in time for Valentine’s Day! Today we have a special treat for you: behold, Alexandra and Alexandra, Bwog’s stellar former editorial team! As you’ll soon find out, this dynamic duo has a lot more in common than just their name, and they wrote each others’ personals. Here’s the fun part: we’re not telling you […]

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Bwog Video Presents: BWORKOUT

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 2 Comments

With bags of candy purchased out of self-loathing and loneliness Valentine’s Day right around the corner, there’s no better time to get into shape. Bwog shows you how, with a brief instructional video that can help even the most out-of-shape Columbians.

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SGA: eBear To Be Extinct By March

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 1 Comments

Big things happened at Barnard’s SGA meeting this past Monday night. Barnard Bearoness Lauren Beltrone thinks you should know about them. Yes, you heard right. The eBear, a slovenly yet majestic creature, is predicted to be extinct by the end of midterms this March. Barnard College Information Technology said that they’ll be officially shutting down […]

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Personals: Justin, Brittany, and Pupin

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 14 Comments

Valentine’s Day approacheth! Today’s Columbians looking for love are Justin Birmingham, Brittany Portman, and Pupin. If you want to take any one of these awesome humans/ buildings on a date, email us and we’ll set it up (and give you ten whole dollars to take ‘em out). But sorry guys, we’re just toooooo popular — […]

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From The Issue: Outsider Culture

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 6 Comments

Honoring our amorous affair with our mother magazine, The Blue and White, we hereby present an online-exclusive offering from the latest issue, on campus in beautiful blue print now. Staffer Katherine Whatley, BC ’17, gives us this insider’s take on Third Culture Kids (TCKs). On the first day of the New Student Orientation Program (NSOP), everyone […]

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Architectural Appreciation: Lerner

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 9 Comments

Maybe you’re not an engineer, so you had no idea what we were talking about when we explored Mudd a week ago. Aiming for a wider audience that might prefer slightly more open spaces, we take you on a tour of everyone’s favorite maze of ramps student center: Alfred Lerner Hall. Built in 1999 as […]

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CLASSES CANCELLED AFTER 3 P.M. TODAY

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 13 Comments

Fucking finally. The Emergency Management Operations Team sent out an email stating that: All classes at Morningside campus and the Medical Center beginning at 3 p.m. or later are canceled today, February 13, 2014, because of worsening weather conditions. Wow, the weather forecast came true? That hardly ever happens. (Just kidding, thank you Emergency Management […]

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Reminder: Glass House Rocks Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 1 Comments

Don’t forget, guys! Tonight, at 8 pm in Lerner, is Glass House Rocks 2014: Under the Sea. Come out to one of Columbia’s most vibrant traditions where our “student center”, Lerner Hall, actually serves its purpose. The Ramps set the stage; the music sets the tone; and your fellow Columbian performers impress you like none […]

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Bwoglines: Cold, Sick, And Alone Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 0 Comments

Though it’s definitely pretty cold in Sochi, things are heating up for the Olympian athletes. Thanks, Tinder. (ABC News) Unfortunately, mammograms might be much less effective than we’d thought. (NY Times) Bruce Jenner is lonely. (Star Pulse) And has ombre hair now. (NY Daily News) Hellish. Of hell. Like this weather. And our souls. (BuzzFeed) Nostalgic […]

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Barnard Buildings As Dating Apps

Sarah Harty 0

altschul is fascist
liz's place? more like lez's place
only go to hewitt with your mans if you're trying to cuff him
only old ass people are on match.com
tinder is the death of love

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Dining Halls Should Serve Cereal At Every Meal

Rachel Deal 1

cheerios
columbia dining
frosted monstrosities
my favorite is uhhhhh rice krispies or cheerios
please comment below what your favorite cereal is
sarah dahl eats lucky charms every day
their rice krispies are obviously store brand tho i can tell by the taste

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SGA, MISC, And Other Acronyms Meet

Dassi Karp 0

academic affairs
anyone catch those Barnard-branded tarps on all the scaffolding why
enough with the protests already
global
MISC
once again ignoring important lecture about nuclear weapons you're welcome
spellcheck doesn't think inclusivity is a word
this inauguration seems like the lamest use of resources ever
this video comes in four parts
too loud

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Bwoglines: Breathe In, Breathe Out Edition

Sarah Harty 0

get a fucking flu shot
im yelling for yellen to come back
populating this administration with as many white men as possible
ya girl is back with a brand new day

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Field Notes: Super Bowl Weekend Edition

Thomas Saenz 0

field notes
how you eat a whole earring
I don't get the super bowl
I want to play a bottle of wine
my throat is sore I better not have the fucking flu
none of these stories are mine
only been to koronet once
roti roll
steal an avocado for me too

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Ferris Food Hacks

Olga Ivleva 1

all I ever eat is yogurt
always hungry
ferris forever
ferris mixers ftw
food hacks
I hate ferris lines
no more meatless Mondays bitch
still salty ferris staff didn't give me a shirt

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What Happened In Columbia Sports

Abby Rubel 0

Bwog does sports
bworts
i really wish the women's squash had beaten yale bc yale is way too bougie
patrick tape is awesome
women's basketball is home next weekend guys!!

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Cooking With Bwog: Chocolate Cupcakes With Ganache And Raspberry Buttercream

Mary Welsh 0

ate most of the batter already
chocolate overload
cooking with bwog
cupcake coma
get in my belly
I love this series
like Martha Stewart but actually a broke millenial

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