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In Defense Of: The 1020 Line

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 5 Comments

If your goal is to actually get into 1020 (sorry, anonymous Bwog staffer, “1,020” is never gonna happen), The Line is pretty indefensible. The only thing worse than freezing one’s ass off on a cold November night is counting the drunk people walking out the door, hoping there’s finally enough room for you and your […]

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Tomorrow: 20% off and free cupcakes at American Apparel

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Tomorrow (Friday, October 4) American Apparel is having an all-day event where Columbia students get 20% off if they buy more than $60 of stuff—and free cupcakes. Just show them your ID card and tell them that Bwog sent you! Softcore porn pose via American Apparel

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Lost: Red Scarf

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Much-beloved red scarf lost in Hamilton 408 last week. If found, please email iw2170@columbia.edu.

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Columbia Journal of Literary Criticism: Call for Editors

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

The Columbia Journal of Literary Criticism, which publishes student writing twice a year and holds debates and seminars, is looking for editors. They sent Bwog the presser below (emphasis added by Bwog). We are currently seeking to appoint associate and senior editors. Senior and associate editors will read submissions to help determine which will be […]

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Shit People Steal From Dining Halls

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 7 Comments

Recently, Bwog asked for the weirdest things people have stolen from the dining halls. Here are some of the responses! The hoarders: “Through Pavlovian psychology, I’ve trained the freshman in my suite in Hartley to steal fruit daily” “I saw a girl (who may or may not have been my roommate) fill several 1-liter plastic bottles […]

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Bwog Sports: Soccer Dominates

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 4 Comments

Spotlight on Soccer The Lady Lions have been kicking the ball as of late. They’ve also been blocking the ball well (insert sexual reference here). Columbia’s women’s soccer team won their third shutout performance in four games, beating LIU Brooklyn on Sunday. The “W” is also Columbia’s second consecutive home win at home. Senior Beverley […]

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Morningside Almanac: 10/3/13

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Stop by Columbia’s Greenmarket on your way to class for tasty fresh fruit, vegetables, baked goods, and everything else delicious. The Greenmarket is every Thursday and Sunday—enjoy! A brief spate of warm weather will bring in the last of the summer produce, and ripens the produce of fall. Come by the info table to see […]

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Bwoglines: Government Shutdown Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Send this to all your Georgetown friends—someone has put Capitol Hill up for rent. While the extra cash won’t really help that much with the budget deficit, it’s probably an upgrade from whatever university housing your friends happen to be staying in. What would reporting on the shutdown look like if it happened in another […]

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Desperately Seeking: The Marching Band’s Porno

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

Bwog has received the most…scintillating….tip that the Columbia University Marching Band is shooting an amateur pornography video for submission to the annual HUMP! festival. Characters as diverse as tubas, oboes, and *accordions* may be appropriated as anatomical substitutions for their sick, sick pleasure. If you know what we mean. In response to our frantic inquiries, […]

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BREAKING: Update on Police and Motorcycle Activity

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

If you have no idea what’s going on around Amsterdam and 113th right now, read our earlier post first. New updates: Multiple police barricades are set up around Amsterdam An NYPD helicopter has been sighted (and heard) roaming the skies. Bikers are coming up from Brooklyn and Queens to join the group. According to this group, […]

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The Conspiracy Theorist: Enter the But(t)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Hello again, legion of Bwog. It is once again safe for me to cease radio silence and let you in on the truth behind the lies. Blue Cheetah here with another hair-rising, tail-twitching, haunch-trembling discovery. My recent intel about Pupin Plaza may have been shocking, but get ready for a true revelation. This time I […]

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2Girls1Snack: Sweet Tea

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Bwoggers Elizabeth Self and Lorna Hale, the two halves to Bwog’s Tastebuds, bring you their latest 2Girls1Snack adventure: Sweet Tea. Just drink and forget. Nantucket Nectars “Half & Half,” $1.79 An amusingly alliterative title does not a delicious drink make. We didn’t know that lemonade came in “brown.” This tasted like mislabeled lemonade and looked […]

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Bwoglines: Hungry Hungry… Crocodile? Edition

Zack Abrams 0

boycotting twitter
don't forget about night market!
finally sweater weather
it's a beautiful day for living in constant fear of what trump will tweet next
pep rally will be fun
the goat
what's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile again?

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Butler Rooms Ranked By Optimal Crying Locations (From Worst to Best)

Megan Wylie 1

*jewel voice* who can save your soul
but is any of butler really good?
fifth floor truly does suck
i'd give all of it a 4.5/10 at best
pro tip: don't go here
psh thats easier said than done i know
the call of the columns is just too loud

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What To Do With Your Parents During Homecoming: A Guide

Zoe Rossetto Metcalfe 0

avoid times square like the plague
best for everyone involved tbh
homecoming 2017
is the strand even hipster anymore?
take advantage of that open wallet if you can
while you can

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Why Are Alums Who Literally Graduated Still On Campus?

Youngweon Lee 2

can you imagine literally having a real job and knowing what you're doing with your life lol unrelatable content
does this count as investigative journalism?
i for one would like to be a Real Adult if that means there are no more fucking midterms
peoplehop? of sorts? maybe? idk?
this doesn't really explain alums who literally just come to 1020 and hang out alone though but i'm too shy to confront any of those people
what does it feel like to not be a broke college student anymore?

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“You’re All So Upset:” Theatre MFA Class Of 2018 Opens The Lenfest Center With Chekhov’s “The Seagull”

Levi Cohen 4

a great time but also A Lot
everyone is unhappy lol
is it theatre or theater
quality chekhovian content
reviewz
seriously this performance was a Trip
the second line in the play is literally like I Hate My Life
theater reviews
when late 19th century russian drama is hashtag relatable

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Announcement: Big Sub 2017!

Sarah Harty 1

big sub
this is making me hungry
though technically as a new york school we should call it a big hero
wait but we might get sued
whoops @disney

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Bwoglines: Mr. Robot Edition

Sarah Harty 3

@ slow walkers
@people who stand in the MIDDLE of the tunnel IN GROUPS
cause you know nothing's been done about gun control yet
dont put tape on your comp its dumb
dont you think kim jong un has better things to do
jhumpa lahiri
north by northwest is a great movie go see it
ooh maybe we could make a north by northwest corner?
tbh i'd see it

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Choose Your Own Drunk Adventure: Homecoming Edition

Victoria Arancio 1

gonna get drunk for my bday weekend!!!
homecoming 2017
i feel kinda guilty for not going to the game when football is doing so well?
i really hope football wins but i feel like they'll lose
im gonna need a new liver after this weekend
keep shakin

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