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Morningside Almanac 4/25/13

By Bwog Staff on Apr 25, 2013 0 Comments

As the Sun slowly but surely peeks its head out from behind the clouds, Columbia is transforming from a desolate wasteland into a pretty nice place to live. Take a break from stressing about how finals are coming up, or finding a job this summer, or that fucking jackhammer that’s right below your window — […]

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Bwoglines: Rock, Paper, Whale Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 25, 2013 0 Comments

The Rock isn’t going to let surgery get him down (or prevent him from looking totally ridiculous). (Yahoo) Just in time for Earth Week! New York has expanded its recycling program, so stop throwing your goddamn plastic bottles down the trash chute. (Wall Street Journal) In true testament to how awesome people can be sometimes, […]

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CC Val and Sal Announced

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 42 Comments

Columbia College—your valedictorian is Lia Friedman. Your salutatorian is Yoshiaki Ko. Press release: The Columbia College Committee on Honors, Awards and Prizes has announced the names of the Class of 2013 valedictorian and salutatorian. The valedictorian is Leah Friedman, a Russian Literature and Cultures major from New York. The salutatorian is Yoshiaki Ko, a Neuroscience and […]

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Oral Sex Or Cheese: The Truth Revealed?

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 22 Comments

Last week, we sent out the call for this year’s Senior Wisdoms, one of Bwog’s most beloved traditions. One of the responses we received was more unusual than usual: a dedicated scientist who only signed off with the codename Fromage ’13 has made a statistical survey centered around our most famous Senior Wisdom question: “Would […]

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Commencement… In Your Pocket!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 1 Comments

Hey, seniors, here’s something else besides the bleachers delivery to remind you about graduation: a mobile commencement app. The Columbia University Commencement Week App 2013 is everything you could ever want out of a commencement week app for Columbia in 2013—it has schedules, maps of entry points, a line-up, and will keep you current on […]

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LectureHop: Fedspeak

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 0 Comments

Columbia’s University Lecture was held on Monday at 6 pm in Low. Michael Woodford, John Bates Clark Professor of Political Economy, gave a lecture entitled “Fedspeak: Does It Matter How Central Bankers Explain Themselves?” Syntax and grammar enthusiast Alexandra Svokos heard the answer. Much as Michael Woodford cares about how bankers explain themselves, he cares […]

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Before I Die Awards

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 3 Comments

Though the Students of AMF and Postcrypt blackboards outside Butler will be there until April 29th, we decided to share with you some of our favorites from today. Today’s “Before I Die” awards go to… Most Practical: “Pay off student loans” Most Anti-PETA: “Eat a penguin” Most Game of Thrones: “Be Lord of Winterfell” Most Politically-Conscious: “See real democracy in Egypt” […]

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Go Outside

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 0 Comments

Remember when you got all those Columbia brochures mailed to your house with all the sunlit, idyllic pictures of campus? They probably looked something like this: Columbia’s headshot equivalent

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 1 Comments

As your yearnings for summer are quashed by a brick wall of constant work for the next few weeks, step aside from it all for a few hours by taking advantage of the cultural opportunities of Columbia and the city. Ambrosial Arts Editor Kyra Bloom has put together the following assuredly kick-ass events. Submit an […]

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Julian Gets a Haircut Today!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 0 Comments

In early March, Bwog interviewed Julian Bongiorno, SEAS ’13, about his unique and cringe-worthy plan to raise money for cancer research. If you haven’t heard about it yet or missed our PeopleHop last month, Julian is cutting off his luscious brown locks to donate to Pantine’s Beautiful Lengths and hosting an online competition to pick his next egregious […]

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Earth Week and Free Food

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 0 Comments

Though Earth Day was on Monday, you can continue to get your fill of all things green and good for the environment with EcoReps’ events for today: 12 pm: EcoLions Shoe Drive at Lerner Table 3. 12 pm: Free seeds and pots for planting, outside of Furnald. 3:15 pm: Tour of Sun Works Center for […]

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Bwoglines: Starting Anew Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 0 Comments

Bieber’s capuchin monkey, Mally, though still stuck in better hands with the Munich Animal Protection League, might go to a zoo soon. (Entertainment News) France became the 14th nation to approve same-sex marriage, and this little girl is adorable! (NY Times) Party with Petraeus in NYC beginning next August, as he’s been named visiting professor at CUNY’s […]

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Bacchanal As Told By Someone Who Knows Nothing About Bacchanal

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adderall
alcohol
are we pigs
bacchanal
crossed
droooogs
drugs
faded af
ferris
fiji
fountain pen
frats
JJs
masturbation
pen-like
penning us in
pens
students
xanax

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A+ Fashion: How Hard Of A Grader Will Your TA Be Based On Their Fashion Choices

Jack Treanor 0

actually though grad students are the best
anyone else still missing grades??
Assistant
but i'm not an [insert subject major here]]
no offense because it's rad that you're smart enough to do that and allb
please be nice to your students
Teaching Ass
undergrad tas are the WORST

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Housing Reviews 2017: McBain Hall

Leo Bevilacqua 0

(that was a really bad joke i'm sorry)
and plenty of laundry machines
i've never been here but i feel like i know it
mcbain
more like mousebain amirite
peep that computer lab though
those chairs look comfy af tho
which are v important

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What To Do If The Housing Process Royally Screwed You Over

Bwog Staff 0

carman 409B is just the party dingle it has nothing to do with this article
housing 2017
i talked mostly about dingles in the article but large singles also work
if i get shafted in mcbain next year this is literally what im gonna do
joanne the scammer type shit
shoutout to carman 409
shoutout to sean jung for letting me use a picture of his room
this is also applicable if you have a shitty roommate
y$

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Housing Coverage, Day 4

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can't believe spec doesn't have a liveblog this year - they've sunk so low
housing 2017
the people we feel really bad for are the ones picking tomorrow
the real question is who will pick into plimpton

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Housing Reviews 2017: Carlton Arms

Sarah Kinney 0

barlton arms
carlton arms
housing reviews 2017
i love suite 9C
thanks john and adem xoxo
throwback to when i hooked up with that guy who lives in carlton arms
we also made COOP pasta in this suite one time that was fun

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Bwoglines: Work it Out Edition

Elana Rebitzer 0

but like alternative numbering systems are cool
bwoglines
come see orchesis
roman numerals are silly
salmon burgers are nasty though
this year is MMXVII or something
werk werk werk werk werk

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Housing Reviews 2017: Nussbaum (600 West 113)

Gabrielle Kloppers 1

housing reviews 2017
i dont even like bagels but i wanna live in nuss
i still believe absolute bagels are better than nuss bagels im sorry
nussbaum
sophomore selection starts soon!

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