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Senior Wisdom: Louise McCune

By Bwog Staff on May 11, 2013 11 Comments

Today’s first Senior Wisdom: Louise McCune, the fine lady behind some of our Butler archetypes, and the fine lady who is probably sitting behind you as you read this, considering your eligibility for portraiture. Name, Hometown, School: Louise McCune, San Francisco, Columbia College, American Studies Claim to fame? In these circles I am probably best […]

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Bwog in Bed: Shitty Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 11, 2013 4 Comments

Everything is awful except for the Slow Loris. Holy fucking shit the Slow Loris. Bwoglines: Randy Jackson leaves American idol. (E!) Carbon dioxide has not been this high in at least three million years. (NYT) You decide which is the greater tragedy. Finals Tip: Don’t be a shitty person. Instead, drop out and become a cheese wit. (NYT) […]

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Senior Wisdom: Matt Martinez

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 21 Comments

Tonight’s Senior Wisdom: Matt Martinez, who makes some excellent cheese-related puns (after Bwog’s own heart), and quotes some Winnie the Pooh. Name, Hometown, School: Matthew Patrick Martinez; Sayville, NY; Columbia College Claim to fame? Actor in KCST and Latenite Theatre; wrote my thesis on larping; read The Night Before Christmas at the Yule Log Ceremony […]

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PeopleHop: Joshua Martin Finds a New Home with Kansas City Chiefs

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 20 Comments

…And now for something sports-related at Columbia that’s just straight-up awesome: Josh Martin, who was signed by the Kansas City Chiefs, sits down with Kansas rep to talk about being a free agent, a band nerd, and successful in general. Bwog: First of all, congratulations! What did it feel like, being signed by an NFL […]

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The Puppies Are Back!

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 33 Comments

We figured y’all might need a few light-hearted things to round out this week. So did SWP the Puppy Coalition. To that end, your favorite stress-relievers — THE PUPPIES — are coming back to John Jay to banish your woes. Tomorrow from 2:00 to 3:30 in the John Jay and Furnald lounges, countless (okay, around […]

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Lost: Earbuds

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 0 Comments

I lost a pair of black skull candy earbuds. They are completely black and have a microphone on the right side. I also lost a big black plastic (1.5 liter) waterbottle the same day. The water bottle has a big ”a” on it in white, says columbia health services on it, and has a piece […]

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ID Section of Lit Hum Final Leaked, Not Included in Final Score

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 178 Comments

Dear readers, we wish we were lying. We were intending to take today lightly, give everyone some space to breathe, give you fun things to watch and read, maybe talk about puppies coming to campus (more on that in a later post). Instead, however, we’ve been informed that this fine university possibly has another widespread cheating […]

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Fruit Paunch’s 24 Hour Show Starts Now

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 6 Comments

And now for something actually light: Fruit Paunch, Columbia’s improv comedy group, is having their annual 24-hour show from 5 p.m. tonight (a.k.a. right now) until 5 p.m. tomorrow. As you may have guessed, they’ll be doing improv for those 24 hours straight — no pause, no breaks for air. If you need a 24-hour […]

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Library Room Reviews: Diana 300

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 13 Comments

Next in our series of reviews of the library rooms we hate to love: the reading room on the third floor of the Diana center. So yeah, the Diana reading room is not technically a “library room”. Fine, you win, revoke my blogging license. However, not being in a library is what makes the Diana […]

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Senior Wisdom: Rachel Nash Bronstein

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 35 Comments

In the first Senior Wisdom of the day, we bring you a reveal: Rachel Nash Bronstein has been running the anonymous and popular My Life Is Barnard twitter account. Upon her departure, she wants to come clean… Name, Hometown, School: Rachel Nash Bronstein, Newton MA, Barnard College Claim to fame? I’m the third of MyLifeisBarnard […]

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Bwog In Bed: All Tired Out

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 8 Comments

Bwogline: The spire of One World Trade Center was bolted in this morning, officially bringing the building to stand at 1,776 feet tall. (CNN) Finals Tip: Caffeine keeps you up, sugar makes you crash. So only drink RedBull or other sugary energy drinks if you plan on sleeping later. Otherwise, use coffee or tea. Procrastinate: […]

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Some Football Players: Sorry, We’re Not Sorry

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2013 263 Comments

A group of seniors, including at least two football players, were overheard around 4 pm today in the line for commencement tickets in Lerner making light of the situation involving the football team, according to an anonymous tipster. She was listening to the group standing next to her in line, and after about 20 minutes […]

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Senior Wisdom: Helen Cane

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barnard divest
bwogarita
make orgasms not cheese
ok so cheese or 1020
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what would you order with the $50 tab prize if you win trivia night
while you're fixing cars do you want to learn how to fix our poll feature :-)

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Bwog In Bed: Americano Edition

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because i drank the damned iced americano i began feeling acute pain in my upper back again
but no really i felt really weird when i took iced americano. i felt great but weird
bwog in bed
i really want to eat peanut butter right now
i was about to title this 'i can't feel anything anymore' but that's a straight-up line from nymphomaniac and im not about to
ia associate with lars von trier ukno
iced americanos taste weird but also empowering
new lana del rey
usual but cafe and starbucks coffee did not measure up to this iced americano it had me shaking for real

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Happy Orgo Night

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209
ann thornton why are you still playing us
butler 209
CUMB outside
orgo night

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Senior Wisdom: Haley Fica

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find just the right amount of fucks to give
haley is so cool honestly
here at bwog we are pro colored chalk
humans of stem
i can't i have rehearsal
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so is haley
twyla tharp is badass

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Conspiracy Bwog: BoSchwo Closed Because They Didn’t Let In Minors

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berheim and schwartz closing
BoSchwo
conspiracy theory
i tried to call them but they dodged my question then told me to call back later
rip
senior night
stressed out international columbia law students
underage drinking!! ah!!!
why did bernheim close??

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Senior Wisdom: Laney McGahey

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bae area
can we major in rowing?
i miss neopets
im with you on the follow through
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still dont really understand what senior fund is
these are more than 3 pieces of wisdom

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Your Professor’s Closing Remarks

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closing remarks
cute mushrooms
is something only a bio teacher would say
mainsplaining is real
non cc students here still confused about lithum
when even polisci profsesors start talking about global warming

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Senior Wisdom: Wong Hui Yu

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aqueous and undulating are two pretty amazing words
columbia's visual arts classes are pretty rad
modern dance 1 is pretty amazing
nude model
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that is a great existence justification
that's a lot of favorite classes

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