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Some Of These Things Are Not Like The Others: Rembrandt

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 4 Comments

Because there are few hells fresher than trying to memorize 1,000 PowerPoint slides of paintings you swear never even came up in class, we’ll be helping you study for your Art Hum exam this week with a closer look at some of the syllabus. In this next installment of SOTTANLTO Bwog’s Professional Photoshopper/Procrastinator Zach Kagan assures […]
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Quarto Magazine Launches Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 3 Comments

Quarto, Columbia’s Undergraduate Journal of Creative Writing, releases its sixty-third annual issue tonight! To celebrate, they’re having a launch party from 9 to 11 pm in 501 Dodge complete with free food of the fancy cheese/sparkling apple juice variety. They also made this funky video (below) of people making triangles with their hands and/or scribbling things. […]
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Throwback Tunes: A Musical Study Guide for Lit Hum

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 6 Comments

Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already studying for your Lit Hum final! In honor of the big test, we’re recycling this gem of a post. Below, Bwog presents a playlist of songs with references to glorious works of our literary past from the second semester of the Lit Hum syllabus. ‘Njoy! The Beatles, “I […]
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From the Archives: Spoiler Alert

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 12 Comments

Still cramming for LitHum and CC? Did you fall asleep last night before you could finish reading Crime and Punishment? Bwog is here to help with another oldie-but-goodie from reading periods past. It all began when Bwog overheard this conversation: Freshman Girl: Hey, so how did Pride and Prejudice end? Freshman Boy: Oh, they get […]
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Bwoglines: Friendly Reminders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

The Knicks’ Tyson Chandler reminds us that one man’s weak defense is another man’s sweet new trophy—and also why it’s important to write acceptance speeches ahead of time. (NYDN) Yahoo! CEO Scott Thompson reminds us that there’s a difference between elaboration and fabrication on your résumé; we’re still waiting on that CCE workshop. (Daily Intel) […]
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To Help You “Study”

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 5 Comments

In light of the fact that your CC final is tomorrow, and you’ve decided to take up a new television show been studying rigorously for the past three days, here is another reminder that you’re screwed prepared.
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Overheard: Spontaneous Emissions

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 10 Comments

Live from Ruggles, a tipster reports overhearing the following coming from somewhere in the shaft: A few isolated and disjointed shrieks from maybe three voices, and then, “IT’S NOT PRIMAL SCREAM YOU STUPID FUCK!” Update (Friday, 11:30 am): Our correspondent, who has not moved since submitting this tip last night, reports that the exact same […]
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Finals Angst, Elevated To All New Levels

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 12 Comments

A tipster spotted the following cry for help in the notoriously sucky Hamilton elevator:
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Don’t Forget To Eat And Get A Seat!

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 2 Comments

At Midnight Breakfast and Orgo Night, respectively! Despite some date-drama, the pre-finals breakfast will in fact be held tonight, as per tradition. Head over to LeFrak for a superhero-themed meal at 11 pm if you’re a Barnard senior, 11:30 if you’re a Barnard non-senior, and 12 if you’re a pleb. Also tonight: grab a seat […]
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Masterpieces of Western Television: Semester I

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 17 Comments

As we all rigorously master the Western canon of visual art, music, literature, and philosophy, we soon realize that there is surely one discipline missing from this list, one that we are perhaps best at studying for: television. But, because Bwog has a shorter attention span and more of a penchant for solipsism than that […]
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Senior Wisdom: Lila Neiswanger

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 49 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Lila Neiswanger, Portland (Oregon), Columbia College, Drama and Theater Arts. Claim to Fame? I’ve designed and teched something like a zillion on-campus productions, I was News Photo Editor for the Spec, I was on the NSOP Committee, I’m working on this year’s Senior Week, I do graphic design for a lot of […]
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Drinking with Bwog: Finals Edition Pt. 1

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 2 Comments

So it’s finals times and you say you won’t be drinking?  Yeah, we totally believe you.  Just in case you want to—you know—live vicariously through our brilliant prose, we bequeath unto you Drinking with Bwog: Finals Edition.  Read responsibly! There’s nothing like a good group study session to prepare for LitHum and CC.  Get your […]
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1-800-ORGONIGHT/MIDNIGHTBREAKFAST

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  • free food
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  • isn't the orgo exam not even tomorrow wtf?
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Bwog In Bed: Hump Day Edition

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  • Get pumped for Orgo Night binches
  • Hamilton supported a central bank and so should you
  • Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was a great book
  • not a great movie though
  • this is how you do review for LitHum and Bwog at the same time
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Semester In Review

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  • *insert typical Britt Chem reference*
  • ask yourselves: What Would Svokos Do?
  • britt courtney joseph
  • hello new board!
  • jake yaniv
  • just wait for Jake's Senior Wisdom
  • mason maddie
  • may the new year bring prosperity upon the new board
  • nik james
  • sayonara old board
  • semester in review
  • this semester was lame as hell to be honest
  • who's ready for a year of "shit-stirring"
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Midnight Pancakes–Come Hungry!

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10 Things To Do During Reading Week (Other Than Study, Of Course)

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  • get back to basics: watch freaks and geeks on netflix
  • gtfo of MoHi
  • if you haven't been below 96th all year you're doing it wrong
  • procrastination
  • reading week
  • tinder: an essential studying tool
  • we love think coffee down by nyu because the hottest nyu kidz come through
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#HotboxCarman2015

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  • the possibilities are endless
  • two top tags for hotbox are "can you hotbox a cinema?" and "can you hotbox dodge?"
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Breaking: Second Round Of Fall 2015 Orgo Night Posters Released

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SGA: Swell Services At Barnard

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  • Barnard will help a sista out
  • bye felica
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