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Overseen: Notes That Are More Aggressive Than Passive

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

We all hate Butler campers — and we all are Butler campers. One brave bitch going crazy, though, has had enough with the vicious cycle and the abandoned backpacks. Don’t be scared by the latent rage present, though; the heart at the end means that they really do like you, don’t worry, and they’re not […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Studying before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog would love to greet the morning with you every day during exam period, but we really don’t want to leave our nest of blankets in the Diana bed. Our compromise is to invite you into our cocoon for a few minutes to share some tidbits. Maybe you can return the favor by sending your […]

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Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro, Comparative Ethnics professor and expert on the Department of Social Formations, humility, and how many times a person can die. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Throughout my over thirty-year career, I’ve had to justify my field of study, comparative ethnic studies, repeatedly. Now I’ve got to […]

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The Most Wonderful Time Of The Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Update: Deantini just gets cuter and cuter. A tipster reported that along with mini candy canes, he’s sharing some amazingly dorky classic comments. Ex: “We have a class called Lit Hum??? *chuckles at own joke*” and “I don’t have *anything* figured out!” Keep chuckling, good sir. We know that your 10th hour in Butler seems to […]

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How To Write Your Final Paper: Thesis Statement Mad Libs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 6 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. First […]

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Wednesday Wasted on Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Two girls were seen plundering Morton Williams of its supply of Pellegrino sparkling water bottles—but they had one of those tubs you use to move your entire amount of possessions into your room in the fall. Maybe they had just gotten out of a two-seat Lambo and were really thirsty…?

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GonzoBwog: Zumba with DSpar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Bwog sent Daredevil Dancer Maud Rozee into the heart of Barnard’s dance studio 2 to report on McAC’s highly anticipated “Zumba Study Break with President Spar” event. I had mixed feelings about the idea of Zumbaing with President Spar at first. The sensible part of me asked “why would I want to embarrass myself in […]

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Culinary Contrarian: Chili On Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 3 Comments

Culinary Contrarian Colin Stokes has braved the dark corners of the Columbia food scene to dazzle, startle, and entertain us. This time, he ventures into the world of red meat on campus — and it’s not a JJ’s place burger. Read on for the most unexpected of chili sources. When you are pulling an all-dayer […]

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A Song That Just Won’t Die

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Maybe that will change come 2013, but for now we’re still living in the year of Call Me Maybe and Gangnam Style. So grit your teeth and wring out every last drop of guilty pleasure from “Columbia Style,” by Columbia Style.

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PrezBo, Out of Context

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 4 Comments

For the past few fall semesters, PrezBo has taught a class on free speech. This year, the class focuses on constitutional freedom of speech and press in the United States. Bwog was tipped a neatly chronological selection of the best out-of-context quips from our elegantly coiffured president’s only class. 9/24: “Get your note pads out—in […]

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Baked in Butler: Butler Cafe Pastries Are (Sort of) Delicious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 3 Comments

In an effort to be of continual service to the Columbia community—and to avoid our collective mound of work—Bwog brings you a series of narrative reviews for the questionably labeled baked goods available at your favorite only Butler dining option: Butler Cafe. (Daniel’s?) Swirled (Cheesecake?) Brownie None of these 1970s Japanese studies are showing up on […]

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Live at Lerner: Study Break!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 2 Comments

Live at Lerner is at it again with their cheery attempts to make Lerner–you know–a legitimate student center. Today from noon till 2 pm in the Lerner Piano Lounge they will be having a Study Break replete with cookie decorating, Stressbusters, holiday-themed arts and crafts, and a video of a totally real warm fire. Along […]

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If Midterm Day Was Groundhog Day

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1/4 of the way done with the school year
at least it's thursday right?
at least you're only living it once
if you keep waking up day after day and reliving this kind of hell condolences to you
midterm day
tgit
well like probably (hopefully)
who else still hasn't gotten any grades back in some classes?

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Bwoglines: The Halfway Point Edition

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bwoglines
california's attorney general is kamala harris and she is so badass
harris is gonna run for president in 2024 just you wait
sick and tired of this whole damn election tbh
the obamas are such goals
what kind of a bank makes fake accounts for its customers

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Overseen: Hawkma’s Triumphant Return?

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bwog has hawk analysts on retainer for this exact purpose
hawkma
hawkma has an automatic invite to the next dwb
hawkmadinejad
late night bwog
overseen
we missed you hawkma
what have those hawk eyes seen
what will hawkma think of us now?
when columbia's need is greatest hawkma will rise again
would hawkma read bwog?

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Whine & Cheez: Yellow Tail Pinot Grigio

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appetizers
Bacchus would be proud
Bold beautiful bro
but will there be wine at the reception?
bye felisha
how do you pronounce grigio?
jap lyf chose me
LML
peenoooooooooo grigio
the jap lyf chose me
whine & cheez
white whines
wine pray love

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Tasting Mead With ‘Mead With Love’

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fuck International and fuck Maven
it's not alcoholism until you graduate!
just some meisters and their mead
Le Salle Liquors is so much better than International
Mead with Love
this is like Pith but actually cool

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LectureHop: You Don’t Really Want Your Professor To Disappear

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CIA lurks
everything is connected until proven otherwise
fighting for justice
Jesús de Galindez
lecturehop
OG Columbia political activism
shady dictators
spooky
the world is a mean place

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Twelve Minutes in GSSC: Your New Fave Pre-Teen Game

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columbia needs pep
everybody was a debutante once
gssc
homecoming weekend
mic drop
senior sweaters are the latest vogue trend
shortest gssc meeting ever
we love it when meetings end early!

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Bwoglines: I Can See Through Your Masks

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bring out the popcorn for tonight's debate
butler's not the happiest place on earth
bwoglines
can't we all just get along?
do you have a nobel prize?
good luck on midterms
like a rolling stone
vegas baby!

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