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Thesis Statement Mad Libs: FroSci And Econ Editions

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 3 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. Yesterday […]

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Administrators Scold the Band

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 193 Comments

The Columbia Marching Band has not always been known for their political correctness, and this time around it seems as if they have taken their controversial humor a step too far. Many people were offended by their Orgo Night “Gaza Strip: everyone wants a piece” promo fliers and took to notifying the administration. Following this, […]

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Cafe Reviews, Part Two

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

In our never-ending effort to steer clear of traditional study spaces, we bring you our next installment of Cafe Reviews. This time, when we say off campus we actually mean off campus (except for the one that’s three blocks away). And brace yourself: two of these places don’t have internet, which will mean you’d only […]

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To Orgo Or To Breakfast?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 6 Comments

Here in the darkness of finals, not one, but two time-honored procrastinatory activities are available for you tonight. You can either catch Orgo Night for politically incorrect jokes in Butler, or nourish your all-nighter at Barnard’s Midnight Breakfast — the theme this year is Electric Breakfast, which means that you have to do the electric […]

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Financial Aid Wants To Feed You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

If you haven’t bought groceries in the last two weeks because Westside isn’t in Butler, you’re in luck. The Office of Financial Aid is hosting a “Meet, Eat, And Greet” tonight from 4 to 6 p.m. in the Satow Room. This time frame is also right before the library dinner-time turnover, so you may have […]

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Overseen: Notes That Are More Aggressive Than Passive

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

We all hate Butler campers — and we all are Butler campers. One brave bitch going crazy, though, has had enough with the vicious cycle and the abandoned backpacks. Don’t be scared by the latent rage present, though; the heart at the end means that they really do like you, don’t worry, and they’re not […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Studying before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog would love to greet the morning with you every day during exam period, but we really don’t want to leave our nest of blankets in the Diana bed. Our compromise is to invite you into our cocoon for a few minutes to share some tidbits. Maybe you can return the favor by sending your […]

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Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro, Comparative Ethnics professor and expert on the Department of Social Formations, humility, and how many times a person can die. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Throughout my over thirty-year career, I’ve had to justify my field of study, comparative ethnic studies, repeatedly. Now I’ve got to […]

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The Most Wonderful Time Of The Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Update: Deantini just gets cuter and cuter. A tipster reported that along with mini candy canes, he’s sharing some amazingly dorky classic comments. Ex: “We have a class called Lit Hum??? *chuckles at own joke*” and “I don’t have *anything* figured out!” Keep chuckling, good sir. We know that your 10th hour in Butler seems to […]

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How To Write Your Final Paper: Thesis Statement Mad Libs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 6 Comments

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Wednesday Wasted on Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Two girls were seen plundering Morton Williams of its supply of Pellegrino sparkling water bottles—but they had one of those tubs you use to move your entire amount of possessions into your room in the fall. Maybe they had just gotten out of a two-seat Lambo and were really thirsty…?

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GonzoBwog: Zumba with DSpar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Bwog sent Daredevil Dancer Maud Rozee into the heart of Barnard’s dance studio 2 to report on McAC’s highly anticipated “Zumba Study Break with President Spar” event. I had mixed feelings about the idea of Zumbaing with President Spar at first. The sensible part of me asked “why would I want to embarrass myself in […]

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Election Decompression Bucketlist

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bucket list
bucketlist
go democracy
i hope i die before i get old
if you voted for harambe you're an idiot
listicles
themed lists
there's some good stuff here
waiting for the attacks on the electoral system

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Places To Find Support On Campus Today

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campus resources
office of university life
post-election
ty q&a columbia for alerting us to many of these
well woman
what is miller even going to say about this

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Where Art Thou: America’s Sanity

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2016 election: the musical?
america needs some art therapy
did we mention that most of these are free
good cocktail party conversation topics
improv shakespeare sounds wicked cool
release your inner culture snob
this election was a theatrical performance

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Bwoglines: What Just Happened Edition

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a very historic bwoglines
america the beautiful
bwoglines
let us all pray for our nation's future
shook
thank you for voting
the polls snaked us
we can get through this

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Take A Break, Columbia!

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bwog baby daddy
bwog loves you
bwog out
bwog spec collab
bwog stroganoff K lip kit coming soon
bwog x spec
byeeeeeeee
fall break
peace columbia
rush bwog
throw dat anchor in a circle
twerk that anchor in a split

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Columbia Satanic Students Society: Neither Real Satanists Nor A Real Society

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'i had to come up with a short on the theme of censorship and i was like oh satanism well that'll do'
'i'm very needy and want people to laugh at my jokes' ... we can relate
goats
if you went to basketballmania last night you may have seen callum - he was the guy in the roaree suit
like this post if you think clive is a good name for a goat
mfa film students
MFA program
no goats will be harmed in the making of this film
peoplehop
satanism

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Come On Down To Cabaret: Bard Hall Players Put On A Show

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do ya'll like kit kats? i think they're okay
everyone loves some cabaret
the college of physicians and surgeons

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Bwoglines: Tides Edition

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bwoglines
can nasa please fund my project to launch myself in the sun
it's ok paris agreement we know we're fucked
one day i'm going to build a large catapult and launch myself into space
political ~intrigue~
when i'm 36 i'm going to look at the huge af supermoon and recall fonder days

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